From drain

When I'm all alone at night and wanking furiously sometimes I need a little help to get me over the edge. THANK GOD for Effie, I just imagine her straining to open a jar of salsa and BOOM. I need a shower.

Wednesday Apr 25, 2012

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lvl1boss:

love

From drain

If Effie was president, she'd be Thomas Efferson. If she was a knight, she'd be Sir Effsalot

From anti_

Effie is THE MOST clever, discerning, acerbic, enlightened, penetrating, quick-witted, jocular, sardonic, erudite, insightful, sarcastic person I've had the pleasure of sharing discourse with in my 7 years on this site. I absolutely adore her, and you would share in that sentiment if you weren't such a peevish dullard.

From lvl1boss

No other woman like her. Intelligent and drop dead gorgeous, with style in spades. I dig her.

Saturday Sep 03, 2011

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So busy.
I've been shopping bitchtons for my upcoming month of constant places to be.
In two hours, I need to be on the road to Austin to make it to a friend's wedding (blerg!) I stay in Austin tonight and tomorrow night (maybe.) Then I'm off to Las Vegas to:

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ancientmariner:

enjoy :-) i'll pine silently for you . . . xx

ashlynn:

I love the hell out of you, Effs! Hope your trip bodes well. Also, did you really hashtag my blog? You're trying to make me go back to Twitter and it won't work! not never!

Sunday Jun 26, 2011

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I do rock, song. I forget sometimes. Thanks for the reminder and it's resultant frenetic douche-dance.
zenexistence:



wink

ashlynn:

You do, in fact, absolutely rock and, without you, I wouldn't know what it is that I know now.

You know, just so you don't forget.