lvl1boss:

I similarly "pretty up" to solve world issues. Still anxiously anticipating that nobel prize for eyeliner application but as my fever=mascara-laden tears constantly running down my face, I suspect that unified theory and peace in the middle east are still a few years off. Sorry, people of earth. :-(
Dude, let's begin make up awards. You made me ugly laugh again when I read the "nobel prize for eyeliner application" bit.