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Can't Give Head....Jaw Locked

Just a Funny Work Story!

OK so where do you go to tell a funny story about work when you are an escort?

In the past few years of working I have had some of the funniest things happen and been in some crazy situations. However I have found myself biting my tongue when I really want to tell someone. So...
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starla:
That's cute as hell - so wait, he let you take a picture?
eclair:
Ya I have quite the collection of POV pictures...
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Lulu was a prostitute

One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a
hotel, and Lulu was among them.

The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the
driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.

Grandma asked, 'Why are you standing in line here, dear?'

Not willing to let...
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pawko4b:
Oh this is a great blog smile
youroldlady:
that made me giggle smile
You are so beautiful
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Men paying for just-talk or public accompaniment? Do men really do this?

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/...rticle1167758/

Believe it or not it is quiet common. Sometimes I am asked to attend a functions, more often then not it is a dinner date with great conversation. Some clients I will see only once, many others become quiet regular.

I had a client that saw me every week for almost two...
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zenfish:
always wondered about that side of this business, touching on the story of you and your friend. smile
xbob13x:
Thats really sweet. You are a very kind girl. However, if I was with you I would have to tap into that dirty side.
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Help, My Hand prints were left behind!

I see the inside of my fare share of hotel rooms and I notice the little details and the big details like cleanliness.

This past week I checked into my hotel room with a friend and low and behold it was the same room we were in 3 weeks earlier. My friend is placing things around the room...
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xbob13x:
I can understand that. You should get what you pay for. That being said....hotel sex always seems so much dirtier, in a good way.
eclair:
Hotel sex does seem a little more dirty, I do agree. Who cares if you mess up their room....lol
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eclair:
Oh, yes you can!
kirah:
OMG I loooove this recipe!! hahaha
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padre:
That's pretty goddamn hot, I want friends like you guys. Well friends or whatever they are to you wink
darth_stryfe:
Hot Damn! I love your lifesmile
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jprooies:
Groupe sex NUM NUM!!!!!!

smile
pawko4b:
Awesome. Simply awesome wink.
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eclair:
Yes it was very hot.....
aphrodite876:
wink I have, I have biggrin .
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Oh, what a night

Oh, what a night
Last Night in Boston it was half past Three
What a very special time for me
To bad I can't remember what a night

Oh, what a night
You know I didn't even know their name
My But will never be the same
What a lady, what a night.

Oh I, I got a funny feelin' when...
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mattgarvin:
I'm a big fan of the ass spankingbiggrin
eclair:
Matt

I would let you spank me shocked
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What is in a Name?

You pick!

Eclair = a sweet delicious dessert, all smooth, silky and leaving you craving more.

or

Eclair = a net savvy computer geek names Clair

Sweet Kisses
Eclair
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_void_:
Indeed ... both options sound delicious.
jericho:
isn't one filled with cream?

Sorry, couldnt resist :p
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Happy International Sex Worker Rights Day

The day originated in 2001 when over 25 000 sex workers gathered in India for a sex worker festival. The organizers wanted to celebrate the lives of sex workers as well as highlight sex workers' determination and strength. Sex worker groups across the world have subsequently celebrated 3 March as International Sex Workers' Rights Day.

Please support local organizations...
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jericho:
I think this is a noble and excellent cause. However, I am ashamed to say I know little about it. What sort of professions does this movement support?

nekta:
I never even heard before that there is this kind of day existing also. confused
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The Squirter, The John, His Harlot & Her Lover

John (for lack of a better name - real names withheld) procurer of pleasure asked if I could arrange a duo. By the way I am his Harlot the facilitator of pleasure. He wanted someone similar to myself, short curvy, big boobs, and a bouncy butt. The kind of ass that takes on a rhythm of...
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evilminion:
Hell, I saw your pics in the big boob group and they were amazing!! Id love to become friends with you.
evilminion:
That was an awesome story babe. The 2nd to last paragraph was f'n hot!!! I love girls who squirt and its soo cool when you can make them do it. Great story....I want moresmile