I've lost my mobile phone.
I'm so fucking pissed off.
Just to add - it's about 5 years old, nobody in their right mind would nick it, so it's all my own stupid fault. I last used it to call a taxi from work at half 6 this morning (yeah...I stayed for "just one drink" again) and then I woke up today and it was...
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I'm so fucking pissed off.
Just to add - it's about 5 years old, nobody in their right mind would nick it, so it's all my own stupid fault. I last used it to call a taxi from work at half 6 this morning (yeah...I stayed for "just one drink" again) and then I woke up today and it was...
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Whilst I would like to say that I vanished on a New Years birthday bender and its taken until now to recover, my new year was crappier than a Glastonbury portaloo, and Ive basically just had no internet access. Im also still not back in Brighton, but I will be tomorrow (and very much looking forward to being back).
Thank you lots to everybody for...
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gwen:
Hey 
The worst thing when you play the sims 2 too much is when you actually start thinking you are in the game and your real life is fake!....Just me??? oh dear hehe
<3
The worst thing when you play the sims 2 too much is when you actually start thinking you are in the game and your real life is fake!....Just me??? oh dear hehe
<3
souljar:
Well, I spy the Twin Peaks box set which is awesome!! (gotto love the Log Lady intro's)
Will we ever see season 2?
Will we ever see season 2?
Hello hello, I hope you all had a lovely Christmas and ate far too much. I know I did. I've spent the festive season getting wildly excited at all the shiny things, and sampling (by sampling, I mean shovelling down vast quantities of) as many different pudding type things as I possibly can. Right now I'm eating some sort of rum torte which I have...
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dirtydoctor:
Hello, hope you're well!
Happy Birthday for the other day! Sorry I missed it! X
Happy Birthday for the other day! Sorry I missed it! X
mooj:
Hey happy belaaaaaaaaaaaaaaated birthday babe, your making me hungry. I got to eat none of my Christmas chocolate because I got sick on Boxing Day and Moo ma wouldn't let me take any of it home incase I got sick again 
I think I'm the only person alive who actually lost weight over Christmas!!!
Hope you're well
I think I'm the only person alive who actually lost weight over Christmas!!!
Hope you're well
I planned to reply to people's comments and wish all you nice people a Happy Christmas, but this computer is so bloody slow it'd take me all day, and I'm not exaggerating. I logged onto the internet 15 minutes ago and it's only just loaded up this page. So...Happy Christmas to you all, I hope you have a good one
Also, I got a fantastic...
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remy:
Merry Christmas!
Remy
Remy
johnesmoke:
I hope your christmas was awesome. Have a great New Year's eve.
Have spent today merrily puking up my guts at regular intervals. Fabulous.
I have no idea why. The only thing I've managed to keep down so far was the weetabix, which I ate 5 minutes ago...and counting.
I have no idea why. The only thing I've managed to keep down so far was the weetabix, which I ate 5 minutes ago...and counting.
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trills:
Hope you're better now
meeks:
being sick (or sickly feeling) definitely blows.
hope you get better soon!
being sick (or sickly feeling) definitely blows.
hope you get better soon!
Christmas shopping about finished. Bloody Amazon failed me and didn't send stuff so I had to go into Nottingham and buy it...there's a sodding German market taking up all the space that isn't already filled with morons, why? Do Germans have English markets at Christmas time? Filled with giant granny knickers and mouldy fruit and veg, and some cut price tracksuits off the back of...
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complicity:
Maybe we could just export all the traditional english pound shops to munich and watch them suffocate under a tidal wave of flimsy crap!
acwildheart:
I actually quite like the German Xmas Market we've got up here in Leeds if only because it's good for picking up random stuff for cheap Christmas pressies (usually candle holders and coloured crystal mobile thingies etc).
And you can surely never have too much cake.
And you can surely never have too much cake.
I love buying presents for people. I love finding awesome things and knowing that they're perfect for whoever.
What I do NOT like, is everyone else.
I want there to be a day before xmas allocated especially for me, where the streets will be emptied of all the morons with their double buggies and giant puffa jackets; all the old people who walk like they're...
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What I do NOT like, is everyone else.
I want there to be a day before xmas allocated especially for me, where the streets will be emptied of all the morons with their double buggies and giant puffa jackets; all the old people who walk like they're...
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ciel:
hehehe yes, make biscuits and take pictures!
complicity:
For a bottle of wine go for Fetzer Syrah Rose, it's about 6 tastes fan-flobbing-tastic, is a lovely deep pink colour, goes with everything and you should be able to get it in yer local threshers, trust me i'm actually qualified in this shit!
...Stand in journal entry until I write something properly...that to be honest will probably end up as my only journal entry as I am a lazy lazy person full of tea and cake...
After a fabulously spangly night out on Tuesday (Herbaliser) with much love, I have decided I don't hate my housemates. I'm calmer and happier now. Partly because I've quit uni. Yes I...
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After a fabulously spangly night out on Tuesday (Herbaliser) with much love, I have decided I don't hate my housemates. I'm calmer and happier now. Partly because I've quit uni. Yes I...
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yuriel:
good luck with that campaign, even if i still smoke
hehe
sorry to hear you had one too many but at least you had fun before you got traumatized?
i hope yer roomies really arent that bad. i mean you have to live with em and all!
hehe
sorry to hear you had one too many but at least you had fun before you got traumatized?
i hope yer roomies really arent that bad. i mean you have to live with em and all!
creamygoodness:
Hehe, I love Electric Eel Shock! I was going to put 'Do The Metal' or something in my next update 
I haven't heard those tracks though, I'll have to seek them out.
I haven't heard those tracks though, I'll have to seek them out.I just got the worst haircut ever.
And fuck off leaving "omg I'm sure it looks great!!1" comments, it really, really doesn't.
Also, it's put me in such a pisser of a mood, that I'm liable to rip your head off with my teeth should you so much as mention it.
So, tell me of interesting non-hair related things.
Unless you're a magician and...
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And fuck off leaving "omg I'm sure it looks great!!1" comments, it really, really doesn't.
Also, it's put me in such a pisser of a mood, that I'm liable to rip your head off with my teeth should you so much as mention it.
So, tell me of interesting non-hair related things.
Unless you're a magician and...
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foxy:
The EXACT same thing happned to me.
I had long hair and told her exactly what I wanted and she cut my hair the way NEVER wanted them to be.
I cried and I shouted at anyone who said it was ok or its not so bad or it will grow back. BLAH!!!
You should go and cut off all her hair that bitch!
I had long hair and told her exactly what I wanted and she cut my hair the way NEVER wanted them to be.
I cried and I shouted at anyone who said it was ok or its not so bad or it will grow back. BLAH!!!
You should go and cut off all her hair that bitch!
puddincat:
hehe my current hasn't either.. putting it in my journal WAS my attempt at a hint
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gretel:
im currently in cambridge at the moment but find im spending alot of my time in london lately...yes! would be lovely to meet.
we could meet in the heady hights of london night life? x
we could meet in the heady hights of london night life? x
cairo:
Finally, someone who shares my passion for sex with antelopes!!
And thank you very much for the compliment you left me!
And thank you very much for the compliment you left me!
The thing I like about one of my flatmates is that when I come home a bit tipsy he's there with a bottle of whisky, and it's always more fun to get properly drunk.
I'm so tired.
I'm so tired.
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mat8drb:
The walk ws exceptionally sobering last night. SO DAMNED COLD. But Wine + Board Games + Getting boss drunk + Cleaning up her sick + Throwing Her In A Taxi + Then Watching The Wedding Singer + Doing Family Guy Voices at 3am = Fun.
mat8drb:
I have Jenga and Rummikub. No one comes here, so I've bought no more. We got Jenga to the point it was impossible to take another turn in a pub in September.
I love everything about The Wedding Singer. There's not a minute of wasted screen time, no flabby dialogue. Brilliant.
I love everything about The Wedding Singer. There's not a minute of wasted screen time, no flabby dialogue. Brilliant.
CHIPS
FINGERPUPPET
LANGUSTINE
maybe.
FINGERPUPPET
LANGUSTINE
maybe.
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complicity:
Mash
Fingermouse
Squid?
This is fun!
Fingermouse
Squid?
This is fun!
nymphetamine_boi:
Though, i would have thought if SG have already paid you for the photoset, that the contract is final. All thats to be done is the waiting... therefore might as well be a SG?
PS...I'd send you a gigantic Snickers bar if I could!!