I think I've turned a corner
Today, as I left the house for work, I put on my shoes. The thing is, I put on two different shoes. Yup. Uh-huh. Jesus tap-dancing Christ,as I write, I'm wearing two different shoes. Lucky for me, they're both dark and about the same height, but sweet Lord! This is a new low....
Today, as I left the house for work, I put on my shoes. The thing is, I put on two different shoes. Yup. Uh-huh. Jesus tap-dancing Christ,as I write, I'm wearing two different shoes. Lucky for me, they're both dark and about the same height, but sweet Lord! This is a new low....
LAGUE CITY. Flawlessly written, deftly acted. I feel so terrible for anyone who missed it. 
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Bizzoink! This whole thing of being an adult and making money is pretty lame. Does anyone know a rich gay man who wants to marry a hot piece of female ass in order to conceal his sexuality from his uptight family? If this is the case, I'll gladly take the job. He'd get his hetero guise, I'd... 
It so would have been better if one were pink and one were green.
When I was little I used to wear two different shoes on purpose. They were the same exact shoe but different colours. They were like $5 a pair I had them in like red, green, pink and yellow and I would mix them up all the time. I thought I was the coolest kid ever.....little did I know.
the other day, I was going to school and I put on my girlfriend's underwear... yep yep yep...
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