If you were drowning, and there was someone standing on a nearby dock, would you ask for help, or just continue to try and keep your head above water? If you asked for help, and that person throws you a line, do you immediately grab the line, or tell them "no, I got this. I'm going to see how well I do on my...
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You know how you're never supposed to ask "what else can go wrong?" Because it just might?

Yeah, I fucked up.

So after completing the fucking day from hell, I get a text message from a co-worker, telling me that another co-worker was tweaked out of her fucking skull and pulled a knife on several people at work.

And honestly, my first thought was...
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Why is it that when you want to be left alone, that's when everyone that you have ever met in your entire life wants to talk to you?

Your phone doesn't stop ringing. Your Facebook and Twitter won't stop blowing up. the moment that you just want a little peace and quiet is the moment that everyone wants you for one thing...
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I have a friend, her name is Ali. I've written about her before. It's been a while. To sum things up, after two months of not speaking, she made the first move. She came to me and tried to make peace. It was hard at first. Everytime I looked at her, I was hurt and angry, but I still couldn't help but...
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Boredom and stupidity are two things that she never be mixed together

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So I'm sitting here and "Dirty Dianna" came on, I had forgotten what an awesome song it was. Then a friend of mine were talking and we started listing all of the kick ass Guitar players that he had worked with. Eddie Van Halen, Jennifer Batton, Steve Stevens, Slash...... fucking awesome guitar players.

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For any of you trying I get one over on your boss, here's some advice. If you're trying to convince your boss that you're NOT high, don't come to work smelling like Snoop Dog's tour bus...... that is all.

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For those of you who have ever wondered what it's like to be the manager of a strip club, imagine how much fun it would be to herd mentally retarded cats.

All of them going off in different directions, running into shit and then blaming you because they are running into shit.

All of them making angry high pitched hissing noises. Trying to out...
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