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I have a friend, her name is Ali. I've written about her before. It's been a while. To sum things up, after two months of not speaking, she made the first move. She came to me and tried to make peace. It was hard at first. Everytime I looked at her, I was hurt and angry, but I still couldn't help but...
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Boredom and stupidity are two things that she never be mixed together

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So I'm sitting here and "Dirty Dianna" came on, I had forgotten what an awesome song it was. Then a friend of mine were talking and we started listing all of the kick ass Guitar players that he had worked with. Eddie Van Halen, Jennifer Batton, Steve Stevens, Slash...... fucking awesome guitar players.

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For any of you trying I get one over on your boss, here's some advice. If you're trying to convince your boss that you're NOT high, don't come to work smelling like Snoop Dog's tour bus...... that is all.

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For those of you who have ever wondered what it's like to be the manager of a strip club, imagine how much fun it would be to herd mentally retarded cats.

All of them going off in different directions, running into shit and then blaming you because they are running into shit.

All of them making angry high pitched hissing noises. Trying to out...
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emibot:
Lol 😄
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So I just had a customer come in and demand that I change the movies in the adult theater that's attached the club that I manage. He said that he has seen these before and that I should change them or I will lose a customers.

So I put on a combination of tyanny porn and gay bondage. There, movies changed, fucker

emibot:
lol thats funny, your funny
draven7794:
Thank you
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I dont care how cool you think you look, when you wear your hat sideways, you look retarded. And I mean full fucking window licker retarded.

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It's officially WHAT THE FUCK Wednesday. I've got one customer in here who looks like Neil Diamond. One customer in here who looks like a little penis in an Ed Hardy shirt. And a chick who just came in to apply, who either just finished eating a bag of Oreos, or that bitch had some FUUUCKED UP teeth.

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I am tired, hungry and horny. I dont think I have ever dealt with those 3 at the same time before.
kay:
Stranger.