My classmates.dot.com bio:
I attended Burntwood Elementry K-8. I went from shy, to huge scrapper, to goodie-two-shoes by junior high. Nine years in that place and I have to say I would definately go back to do it all over again. The rough times then made me who I am today. Maybe more so then I would have expected; being teased and called a 'dyke', my sexual orientation today is bi-sexual. So put that in your pipe an smoke it!
Gretna [MCI]... Definately brought out the bad girl in me that was hidden away for the last few years of Elementry. I started getting into trouble again. It depressed me in that if you don't conform to how the school wants, you're automatically an outcast. At least we had fun - I was part of at least 3 different cliches there so it wasn't too bad. I did meet a good handfull of friends that lasted past the 10 months I attended the place. I know I won't soon be forgotten there. I also was introduced to the material love of my life - marijuana!
R.D Parker - back home in Thompson turned me into some sort of monster, haha. I never thought it could be possible, but my relatives were right all along; I did have to fight off the boys with a bat! Highschool was typical, all about sex, drugs and rock n'roll. Great thing was, I could breeze through it. If I got myself in a rut or in a tough situation, all I did was bat my eyelashes and do some sweet talking and everything would turn out. I dropped out second semester grade 10 - first semester of grade 11, but I still graduated on time. Who woulda thunk it?
I have a pet pug named Tino. He was born on 4/20, we were ment to be together.
Today I'm back to school at R.D.P.C because I hate working. Go figure. I'm there to do Cosmetology for the 1400 hours to appretice. No idea what I'm doing with my life. I might consider going into fetish photography on the side.
Aren't you glad you stayed 5 minutes to read this? Yeah, rather pointless. There goes 5 minutes of your life you'll never get back; and technically I took them from you.
I am getting a nice collection of body modifications. My eyes are still green, my hair has been many colours, and dreaded twice. I still have an addiction to classic rock of the 70's [that shit never gets old]. My buddy Ryan introduced me to the Juggalo family 3 years ago. I by no means consider myself a Juggalette or Juggahoe, I'm just dwtc.
My life in a nutshell minus all the ugly details yo. I'm feeln' ill puke

A few things I will testify about myself:

1. I still pick my nose, I have never 'eatten it' though, that's just plain icky.
2. I am dead serious that the guy I lost my virginity to had a 4" penis - we were 15.
3. My boyfriend is currently reading this as I type.
4. I can make the letter "w" with my tongue. ie. fold it like a taco 3 times.
5.I have bi-polar disorder, and have not taken my medication for the past month.
6. My medication costs $200 a week. I pay 35 cents - Yay for the Canadian medicare system.
7. The age which I started to masturbate.
8. This is my favourite number.
9. When I was on depo-privera (spelling?) I could eat a cheeseburger, quarter pounder and a big mac all before I drove home from the McDonalds drive through. Equivilent time? 5 minutes - Whoa
10. I can't even eat a McDonalds cheeseburger without being physically sick. now adays.
11. Red Stripe and Labatt Blue are my favourite beers.
12. Like Alessa, I too love the feeling of plucking my eyebrows, and have been since I was 9.
13. I really have a uni-brow.
14. Age in which I over-dosed and put myself in intensive care for 4 days in a strange hospital. VERY CLOSE suicide 'attempt'.
15. Sandwiches have always been my favourite food, which explains why I love Subway so much.
16. Rye and Coke is my favourite alcoholic mix.
17. When I was 16 I ran away on a daily basis, often dissapearring for weeks at a time going on binges which consited of smoking pot till I couldn't talk properly.
18. I was born with blue eyes and black hair, I now have green eyes and auburn coloured hair.
19. Uma Thurman is my favourite actress.
20. I worked as a waitress for 7 hours then quit. I didn't get a break; it was bullshit. Waitressing is quite possibly the shitiest job ever if you HATE being told what to do. I do.
21. Everyone on my dad's side of the family is left handed. I am not. I suck.
22. I went to a private school for grade 9 and 2 months of grade 10 before I got kicked out for quote "Being a danger to myself and others". Lovely ain't it?
23. I was devistated in grade 7 when a boy pointed out to me that "ain't" in fact, WAS in the dictionary.
24. I masturbate too often. Never with my hands, or a vibrator/dildo - I will NEVER tell anyone here what I use.
25. I am the kinkiest librarian you will ever meet.

The end for now.