dose

Everyone keeps talking about how this whole year could fuck off.
But really, this whole past decade can kiss my fucking ass.

Here's to a better 10, one year at a time.

Even when i have the most stressful of days, nothing melts my heart faster than having Chev(my hedgehog) fall asleep on my chest while we watch cartoons together.

Getting a new phone for christmas. A gift to myself. Kinda excited.
Don't really want to go in tomorrow, but i have a few things to finish off and then i can enjoy my two weeks off...
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Crap. I have an interview first thing thursday morning and i dont have anything suitable to wear ear-wise. The plugs i wore for my friend's wedding are a size 4 and i'm missing one of them. Maybe i can just buy flesh colord ear skins -shudder- and put in a normal pair of dangly earrings..but that would mean going back to the mall.

mumble grumble.

wuh-ho. I'm afraid he may be a keeper!


"I don't beg, I don't borrow; I steal"
-Swoon-

"...and that's how i discovered he wasn't gay, but rather had an odd fetish for bicycle shorts"

FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION

I have so many things from today i just really want to get off my chest. And right now i feel i don't have a friend in the world to listen to me. I can sit here and be the queen of this pity party, but a) i have about 15 minutes before the NyQuil takes full effect and b)it won't solve anything.

I'm a...
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Ask me about my total class act

Studio time and studying for anatomy finals don't mix.It can only end with boys with distended eyes, dislocated jaws and me with an eat shit grin. If they ask, tell em Dose taught ya

Maybe i really do need to move across the damn country or overseas to keep my dirty whore mouth shut.

So maybe having 2 glasses of absinthe and listening to emotion sickness on loop wasn't the healthiest thing i've done in the past month given the circumstances, but it sure as fuck helped

I miss drinking...and smoking...and spicy foods.

And all of my other favorite vices that i had to give up to live comfortably until i get the roto-rooter treatment. I want a smoke so bad i've been baking and making all sorts of confections like a mad woman. I'm going to give everyone i know diabetes by the end of this.

Only 7 weeks to go...