dontpooyourself

Yesterday, a woman was struck by a moving car. I didn't see this happen, I just saw her lying there and a car with a huge dent in the hood stopped in the middle of the road. I would have missed all of this, as I was just on a passing train, had it not been for the two nurses sitting across from me, looking...
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Today I'm taking alotta shit from my apartment and putting it in a house. So long, tiny ass freezing fucking cold apartment, hello nice big house. Good bye and fuck you, pain in the ass landlady. Hello, delicious breakfast to give me strength for tons of heavy lifting.

Oh...
Crap.
Er, hi, heavy lifting. Long time no see.

I think somebody's being blackmailed, and I wanna find out who, because I'm so sick of working I wanna blackmail them, too.

If you could get away with murder, would you commit it? Would you leave things all scratched to shit if nobody could see it?

Yeehaw! Over a month being update free. My sweet stolen internet is so speratic these days I'm hardly ever on here, but when I am and I witness all the beauty of the community transpiring here it makes me sad I'm not playing a bigger role in it. Or really much of a role at all...

So no Nashville for me. No Florida for me....
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Alright, New England Winters. I'm sorry I said all those mean things about you, that you were really just a little bitch because you waited tilll December to get real nasty. I didn't mean it. You're cool.

In the past week, I've worked on guitars for High on Fire, Mastodon, and Alexisonfire. Pretty excited about that.

I'm also quite excited about the end of this...
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Embarassing tale #341:

So last night I was at this party with my sister and a few other friiends, when this guy Mike snatches up one of the mittens my sister was wearing. I was sitting directly in front of him, watching all this go down, and in my innebriated state I thought I could be real sly and grab it back from out his...
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"Christ, back in Chicago, we don't make bicycles any more. It's all human relations now. The eggheads sit around trying to figure out new ways for everybody to be happy. Nobody can get fired, no matter what; and if somebody does accidentally make a bicycle, the union accuses us of cruel and inhuman practices and the government confiscates the bicycle for back taxes and gives...
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Happy Halloween, everybody! I might be out celebrating with the rest of the world if I didn't have to get up at six tomorrow, and if I wasn't so fuckin lame. Oh well though, a cold beer, a warm bed and a copy of Absolute Sandman sounds pretty entertaining to me. I've had that book since it came out, but I only just started reading...
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I wish I had a car so I could get the hell out of the city whenever I felt the need. Or was good enough friends with someone who had a car to have them cart me around at my every whim. Maybe if I had a friend that good around here it might diminish the amount of time I wish I could escape, too....
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Still no internet for yours truly. Yeehaw! I miss how convenient having that at my house was. Bam, movie listings, bam, directions, bam, ebay, bam, random nonsense, bam, hot naked ladies. Gah. Ah loves the internet. Anyway, recent developments have shown that I'm now going to be moving to Nashville, probably sometime around December or January, because the shop I work for is relocating. Hooray...
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Not having internet fuckin sucks. Haulin my computer to a nearby cafe to update kinda really sucks. Bah. Fuckin. Humbug. All work and no hot naked ladies makes Chito a dull boy. I miss all my fellow members, as well. Heh. Members. Sigh... Maybe some day I'll be cool enough to have the internet at my house.

Long days and pleasant nights