Update: I keep being attracted to the fathers of the trick-or-treaters. I was mildly distressed by this at first, but then Siv pointed out that these days most people are divorced anyway. Ever since high school my mom has been telling me that I should go for guys 5-10 years older than me, so they are all probably about the right age.
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Nevermind.
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Be on the lookout.
Halloween night.
Siv and I are going to take over DC.
No hot blooded human in the metro area is safe.
Halloween night.
Siv and I are going to take over DC.
No hot blooded human in the metro area is safe.
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user209834982:
Go find some Halloween hotties. Have I told you that my sister lives around there?
siv:
i'm excited for it. I also have a super amazing hangover because i stayed up too late and slept in a hot room and woke up every 30 minutes. so it may not be a late night for me. but i'm sure we can pack the drinking and dancing in regardless
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munke:
Now that's what I call mission accomplished.
jayde__:
It tastes pretty good...though it's kind of overpriced...
It's definitely good for my costume purposes! And more than likely for freaking out little kids -- and impressing some parents -- again!
It's definitely good for my costume purposes! And more than likely for freaking out little kids -- and impressing some parents -- again!
I can't remember the last time I orgasmed.
Fuck.
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user209834982:
Yes, take pictures and feel pretty
lemonkid:
I'd work on that if I was you.
I decided to amend/simplify this post and now say only the following:
I love Morgan.
I get cold real easy/cuddles are nice/wait boys are weird/GAHI'MBEINGMADEOUTWITH/wtf.
to quote from Kittie - "I think we both wear some kind of invisible sign that says "please try to have sex with me, regardless of what I have told you previously""
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I love Morgan.
I get cold real easy/cuddles are nice/wait boys are weird/GAHI'MBEINGMADEOUTWITH/wtf.
to quote from Kittie - "I think we both wear some kind of invisible sign that says "please try to have sex with me, regardless of what I have told you previously""
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posh:
It's so much easier..
posh:
Yeah, I just don't know what I want so this is a good way to figure that out. I've been keeping sex out of it tho. It just complicates things way too much.
Today at dinner my mom says to me "So, do you have any love interests at the moment?"
Without thinking I respond "no, I've decided that to cut out the drama and avoid getting attached to anyone that I'm just going to have casual sex until a well employed guy who is willing to take care of me and isn't a prick comes along."
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elvis:
hey I thought I would add you since you moved back to VA and we aren't too far away.
littlejohn22:
snap... really? sounds like my mom but replace money with Christ... have a good Tuesday sister
Apparently my last living great aunt just died. The last member of my family in that generation.
I think that what I am the most upset about is the fact that up until I learned this, I hadn't known she existed.
I had thought that the generation died out back when my grandmother was killed in 2000.
ultimatelewser:
My condolences.
My condolences.
rabidbuttons:
that blows hughughug
hughughugAfter being turned down numerous times and leaving a spattering of messages on answering machines then proceeding to drive around by myself for awhile I ended up relenting and going to karaoke with Graham last night, even though I can't sing for shit.
We had this exchange via text.
Me: I'm trying to think of songs to do where I can hide how terrible my...
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We had this exchange via text.
Me: I'm trying to think of songs to do where I can hide how terrible my...
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toothpickmoe:
Almost every platonic friendship between a man and woman has undercurrents of sexual tension. Especially the long term ones between singles. Once either party gets married then it's just the boring safe person (except for those fuckers that still troll for sex outside of a marriage 
), but until then every guy friend a woman has is secretly trying to get in bed with them. Truth.
), but until then every guy friend a woman has is secretly trying to get in bed with them. Truth.
deltaiv:
Having been on the other side of the coin (i.e., being thought of as just a friend but having feelings for a lady), it SUCKS. Seriously. None of us have a "friends
/more than friends
" feeling switch in our brains we can toggle on and off for a person at will. (At least I don't.) It's just part of life; someone is going to fall for you when you've not fallen for them, and you're going to fall for people who don't fall for you. I turned to alcohol a lot, but this can backfire unless I hide my cell phone first.
/more than friends" feeling switch in our brains we can toggle on and off for a person at will. (At least I don't.) It's just part of life; someone is going to fall for you when you've not fallen for them, and you're going to fall for people who don't fall for you. I turned to alcohol a lot, but this can backfire unless I hide my cell phone first. Anyone want to go see Where The Wild Things Are with me?
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desdmonia:
did you get around to seeing it? i am always free and bored on sundays, and not to far from you! i know my and my boyfriend are going to try to see law abiding citizens today.
toothpickmoe:
Sure, move back to LA.
My best friend just called me, she said "sorry for calling so late, I have a super quick question and then I have to go. You remember that party we went to at Tracy's the summer after seventh grade? What was that song we were listening to?"
This was 1997. A little more than 12 years ago.
I immediately knew what song she was talking...
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taz:
Crap, you were in 7th grade in 97? Ugh.
And I took a break from birthdays for a while, but lately, my friends and I have made it a point to get together on each others birthdays and just hang out.
And I took a break from birthdays for a while, but lately, my friends and I have made it a point to get together on each others birthdays and just hang out.
laceyk:
Celebrate it!
Celebrate each one!
Celebrate each one!
I decided that being at my parents computer, actually having access to sound I should compile a youtube video post for you. This is not an amazing cohesive list. It isn't all songs I think will change your life forever. But I picked each video for a reason. For each video I will give a (hopefully) brief description of why I chose to add it....
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zombie_nirbhao:
you know that Ani song? I'm a pixie, I'm a paperdoll, I'm a cartoon?
anyway, I've been told that I smile so much I look like I'm simple.
anyway, I've been told that I smile so much I look like I'm simple.
elvis:
Damien Rice is Amazing
EDITED: I mean a look at yon epicness! I meant not to imply anything further.
My Halloween was nothing amazing...
Just did a ghost walk, and then came home and did nothing...
Mouth still hurts a lot from root canal