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Live a little dream
leave a little mess
Everybody scream
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Feel the flush
of pulsing pagan fire
feel the rush
get higher
Yes we're waiting for your business
in this carnal carnival
take a one way ticket
to the Baccanal.
So come on Jimmy,
Come on gimme...
Reefer Love.


One of the best songs EVER.

OKay. I'm going to finish it. It'll be awhile, though. I'll put up pieces as I finish them.

So's You know, Reefer Madness, the Movie Musical, is the most wonderful thing ever committed to film, except for Life is Beautiful.

I'll tell you all about it, when I get around to feeling like it. For now, though, I'll just put up the beginning of a story that I'm not sure if I'm going to finish. It'll be about moving to MA and what...
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Oh, dear, am I ever tanked. Wow, it's late.

Listen for me you better listen for me now
Listen for me you better listen for me now
When me rockin' the microphone me rock it steady
Yes sir daddy me Snow me are the article don
But in the in an' the out of a dance them they say where you come from
People them say you come from Jamaica
But me born an'...
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My Weekend
(The Highlights)

"Make love to me..."
"I love you."
"Good night."
"Good Morning"
"See you in an hour."
"You could go to prison for the second charge."
"...Holy shit."
"You know, sex relives stress."
"Fuck me,"
"Wanna go have sex again?"
"Okay."
"Wanna go have sex again?"
"Okay."
"That was fun."
"That movie sucked."
"Good Night."
"Good morning."
"That movie was pretty good."...
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My ex-girlfriends family was the most fucked up unit of people in the world. Ive no real reason to tell you this, but its pretty funny, and I wanted to write something. See, she just called me and told me that she met her father. She was the bastard child of an extra marital affair that her mother had 22 years ago. Her mother made...
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I went camping with the lady et al. this weekend. It was badass. You know how you get into conversations with people and people will say something is "the best"? Like "Sitting in fron of the fire in longjohns and a bathrobe watching snow fall through a floor to celing bay window. That's the best." I've had those conversations. I know you have, too....
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And now... a story.

Roger Vs. The Vending Machine

Roger is on a different level than the rest of us. Most of us get excited about something from time to time. Roger is excited about everything and nothing all the time. At stasis, scientists have estimated that Rogers heart beats an average of two hundred thousand beats per minute. Of course, you wouldnt know it...
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Lemme tell you what I hate. Imagine getting a huge pacheck, seriously like the biggest paycheck you've ever gotten. Enough money to buy a shitty car, or a badass computer.
This is enough money for you to go on vacation with for a week to a moderatley priced locale, and still make rent. Enough money to buy a musical instrument and six months worth of...
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THE RUNDOWN

Well, St. Patricks week has come and gone, and what an epic week it was. Really, I should have updated this sooner, but Ive been busy reeling from the hangover. I realize that its been a solid month, and that hangovers generally dont last a solid month, nor do they cause lumps on ones testicles. I also realize that I should see a...
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Well, no one dead, but we hadour first ever injury.

Outside of that, and some minor stuff, I'd say it was a success!

Rundown later.