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brandi77:
I miss you... 
sparkie69:
This is not the real devilwoman. Someone has hacked into her account. THIS IS A FRAUD 
Summary of the past 24 hours:
Unfortunately there is no smiley for diarrhoea but use your imagination, it isn't pretty.
My budgie is still alive so it isn't bird flu, that means it must be some MRSA superbug type thingy I've contracted from working too close to that fucking hospital.....I knew it was a bad idea to eat in their canteen last week......unclean unclean unclean...
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Unfortunately there is no smiley for diarrhoea but use your imagination, it isn't pretty.
My budgie is still alive so it isn't bird flu, that means it must be some MRSA superbug type thingy I've contracted from working too close to that fucking hospital.....I knew it was a bad idea to eat in their canteen last week......unclean unclean unclean...
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jamie87:
oh no better you shall get... I confirmed it with master yoda 
oh no better you shall get... I confirmed it with master yoda 
polymer_boy:
I'll try to escape from a skyscrapper in one of my next adventures, never mind
No, workmen don't wolf-whistle to me. It would be really scary
No, workmen don't wolf-whistle to me. It would be really scary
You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around......
It's a well known fact that bad things happen in threes (with the possible exception of a threesome
). Today I've had bad things happen in FIVES - oh shit, if I'm basing it on the whole three-common-denominator then that means I'm due another one before...
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You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around......
It's a well known fact that bad things happen in threes (with the possible exception of a threesome
). Today I've had bad things happen in FIVES - oh shit, if I'm basing it on the whole three-common-denominator then that means I'm due another one before... Read More
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brandi77:
I knew 2 people named Shiloh. A guy and a girl. I think it is one of those more androgynous names.
How's the rash?
Do you get eaten alive by mosquitoes?
It may be a good thing the vibe is out of commission because if you continue to use it at the rate you have been, you will go blind. At least that's what they say.
How's the rash?
Do you get eaten alive by mosquitoes?
It may be a good thing the vibe is out of commission because if you continue to use it at the rate you have been, you will go blind. At least that's what they say.
Every true devilwoman should have a pair of these. Devil lenses. Do they kick serious ass or what? In 2 weeks or less they will be mine, oh yes they will be mine........
I'm currently trying to get severely hammered on peach schnapps and cream soda. What a fucking girlie drink if there ever was one, but needs must. I have no other booze...
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I'm currently trying to get severely hammered on peach schnapps and cream soda. What a fucking girlie drink if there ever was one, but needs must. I have no other booze...
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mcroger:
I cheated yesterday, I had a sandwich when my mum went out, she also saw my tattoo and is a bit disappointed because its on my arm...
My sandwich was a bit of an anti-climax because the coleslaw wasn't that nice but I reagret nothing, I would have dropped where I stood otherwise, I really hate it so I think I should stop. I can't eat half the things on, the pulses and beans and stuff. There are dinners on that consist of just beans and flavoured water!! its like eating your own sick!!
But I've come so far. I'm sorry to go on like this, I know I said I wouldn't but its consumed my life... seriously, its all I think about, its all I have time for...
My sandwich was a bit of an anti-climax because the coleslaw wasn't that nice but I reagret nothing, I would have dropped where I stood otherwise, I really hate it so I think I should stop. I can't eat half the things on, the pulses and beans and stuff. There are dinners on that consist of just beans and flavoured water!! its like eating your own sick!!
But I've come so far. I'm sorry to go on like this, I know I said I wouldn't but its consumed my life... seriously, its all I think about, its all I have time for...
mcroger:
I stopped today, this very day right after I had bran flakes and tea for my breakfast... Sooooo nice... My mum doesn't care, I don't know why I thought she would, it just seemed like something she would care about.
I know, I couldn't stop looking at Brandi77's link either... its gross but has car crash appeal. You just can't turn away no matter how many times you get sick on yourself...
I know, I couldn't stop looking at Brandi77's link either... its gross but has car crash appeal. You just can't turn away no matter how many times you get sick on yourself...
Narcolepsy - a sleep disorder associated with uncontrollable sleepiness and frequent daytime sleeping
Hell I spend 3 days away from SG conducting follow-up experimentation to my research on sexual positions and not only do I find the mythical g-spot (without the assistance of a map I might add ) but I also discover that I have narcoleptic tendencies Well, I think so, could be just...
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Hell I spend 3 days away from SG conducting follow-up experimentation to my research on sexual positions and not only do I find the mythical g-spot (without the assistance of a map I might add
) but I also discover that I have narcoleptic tendencies Well, I think so, could be just... Read More
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mcroger:
Huh, I was wondering why I smelt of shit since Monday... HA! Yea, this nutbutter crap is THREE FUCKING EURO!!!! Oh jesus, my mum was like 'Suzanne, that looks like Shite!' and it does... its is do disgusting, I can't eat it I just can't. Kenneth loves it but hes gay... so you know how they do... HA!
I think I'll have to lie, its important to Carol that I eat the nutbutter so I'll probably have to get a doctors note and I'm not allergic to nuts, there is no getting out of it, I must consume the nutbutter!!!!
Actually talking about it now is making me feel really sick... God, I have to get it out of my house...
I really hate nuts, I didn't know that though until Tuesday and I hate brown rice too, I found that out on Monday...
Fucking detox and I haven't lost a single pound (apparently it happens quickly) Oh yea, you're not allowed to weigh yourself, thats so you don't find out it didn't work until its too late.
I have to contact Daisy, thats how it always is she just didn't email to tell what time she's be arriving. I'll be seeing her in a few weeks when I go to London anyway so its all good.
I think I'll have to lie, its important to Carol that I eat the nutbutter so I'll probably have to get a doctors note and I'm not allergic to nuts, there is no getting out of it, I must consume the nutbutter!!!!
Actually talking about it now is making me feel really sick... God, I have to get it out of my house...
I really hate nuts, I didn't know that though until Tuesday and I hate brown rice too, I found that out on Monday...
Fucking detox and I haven't lost a single pound (apparently it happens quickly) Oh yea, you're not allowed to weigh yourself, thats so you don't find out it didn't work until its too late.
I have to contact Daisy, thats how it always is she just didn't email to tell what time she's be arriving. I'll be seeing her in a few weeks when I go to London anyway so its all good.
polymer_boy:
Don't mind, you and Brandi are the first ones in my people-not-to-neglect list
busy, busy!!!
busy, busy!!!
I'm going to leave SG and become a recluse for the next 13 weeks because:
Big Brother is back! How lame! I'm gonna sit up all night and watch these sad bastards sleep....actually that would make me a sadder bastard I suppose.....
Where do they pick these fucking losers that enter the BB house...scum scum scum scum scum. I seriously think that instead of evicting...
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Big Brother is back! How lame! I'm gonna sit up all night and watch these sad bastards sleep....actually that would make me a sadder bastard I suppose.....
Where do they pick these fucking losers that enter the BB house...scum scum scum scum scum. I seriously think that instead of evicting... Read More
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jamie87:
what a wondeful idea 
although I don't know if I have enough space left on my head after that new david schwimmer tattoo I had done!
on the colin farrell thing I actually think its positive that you fell asleepI mean if you had stayed awake you could have gotten an STD from him
although I don't know if I have enough space left on my head after that new david schwimmer tattoo I had done!
on the colin farrell thing I actually think its positive that you fell asleepI mean if you had stayed awake you could have gotten an STD from him
Yay my inhibitions are back today!
Honestly I am not a dirty-minded nympho perv, you all just bring out the worst in me! In real life I'm such a prude and I hardly ever think about sex at all, let alone engage in the act There's just something about being a woman of maturity that starts to get those old juices flowing.....plus I'm also totally...
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Honestly I am not a dirty-minded nympho perv, you all just bring out the worst in me!
In real life I'm such a prude and I hardly ever think about sex at all, let alone engage in the act There's just something about being a woman of maturity that starts to get those old juices flowing.....plus I'm also totally... Read More
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nena:
yep!
deadus:
de koi ? lol
I am a woman of my word. As promised I have been researching my favourite sexual positions over the last few days, I am now completely and utterly fucking knackered, in a haze of post-orgasmic bliss and walking like John Wayne - the lengths I go to for SG Now that's dedication 
I think this might get a bit explicit. Sorry if it shox.
Ok...
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Now that's dedication
I think this might get a bit explicit. Sorry if it shox.
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lexusboo:
nah! it was awesome!! robbie is a git! altho i do love him!!!
brandi77:
Woman-devil, you are a raging perv, and I love it!!
I must know - what is the lasagne?
I must know - what is the lasagne?
No more lists today although I could get so much more mileage out of my favourite foods, colours, sexual positions......don't wanna go for overkill though.....but I probably will do the sexual positions sometime soon, see if I can cum up with 10, I'll let you know after the weekend when I might be a naughty girl again
It's such motorcycle emptiness at the minute. This...
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It's such motorcycle emptiness at the minute. This...
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mcroger:
So, my ten favourite men have been selected and their pictures downloaded. It was really tough finding pictures of some of them and germans are terrified of people stealing their ideas for websites!! Ridiclous nonsense but I perservered and got the pictures I wanted and my list will be sooooo hot, by my standards anyway.
So, Yea, my tattoo is growing on me. I do like it now it is starting to heal. It goes though this ugly period and its horrible then and its taking ages to get over it... so... you know.
There is still nothing happening on my card so I'll just tell my bank to keep an eye on it and tell me if anything happens that shouldn't and I'll cancel asap...
Have CLEAN fun this weekend...
So, Yea, my tattoo is growing on me. I do like it now it is starting to heal. It goes though this ugly period and its horrible then and its taking ages to get over it... so... you know.
There is still nothing happening on my card so I'll just tell my bank to keep an eye on it and tell me if anything happens that shouldn't and I'll cancel asap...
Have CLEAN fun this weekend...
I'm so bored so I've been googling hot men all morning
I think I have a strange taste in men. From surfing I've managed to narrow it down to 10 that really make me wet.....I don't go for the traditionally good-looking sort (well in some instances I do but its kinda rare, Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt DON'T STOP HERE) and used to think that...
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I think I have a strange taste in men. From surfing I've managed to narrow it down to 10 that really make me wet.....I don't go for the traditionally good-looking sort (well in some instances I do but its kinda rare, Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt DON'T STOP HERE) and used to think that...
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VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
deadus:
tu a envie de quoi toi ? :p
mrbl0nde:
aren't leather pants something we are supposed to point at and laugh?
In an effort to stop listening to Bon Jovi (yeah, housewife rock kicks ass!) and also to distract me from the fact that my uterus is still being slowly sucked through my pelvic floor (fuck, roll on menopause, please please pleeeaaaasssse) I have been obsessing over this lovely specimen of a woman.
The only person who can compete with Sheri Moon is the great...
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The only person who can compete with Sheri Moon is the great...
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windermere:
Do people in China get tattoos of English words?
badrobot:
Most fantasies are, but there is always the exception that proves the rule...
What's the difference between a group of terrorists and a woman with PMT?
You can probably negotiate with the terrorists!
I am mad psycho hormonally-challenged non-negotiable pre-menstrual bitch!
My tits feel like watermelons and some bastard's trying to surgically remove my ovaries with a spoon
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mrbl0nde:
Awww c'mon... 2 Flaming Lips tickets for a single baby. How could you NOT say yes?
polymer_boy:
so PMTy... hehehe... please don't kill me now!!! I'm guilty!!! I've got lots of thing to do before I die!!! I've got a family!!