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some big news this week. My wife is pregnant! Yes, my penis works and I am attractive enough that she will have sex with me, or she loves me enough to look past my ugliness. WOOOOOO!!!! now to start looking at houses, as our current place is not really big enough for 2 adults and 2 children and all my crap.

also school starts next...
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riversong:
OMG! so many congrats!!! :3 that's so exciting! I'm so happy for both of you! If you're wife allows it, you'll have to post some baby-bump pics! (or at least on IG). i love seeing the progress of baby bumps...i cant wait until i get to have my own!

and it seems like you're super busy! But it sounds like a good busy smile i'm happy to hear your life is going great! love Glad to hear all this good news!
devilsbard:
thanks RiverSong

She'll probably post some of her own on here. Her username on here is.... oh crap i'm failing. I think it's Missy36DD or something like that.

But there will be lots of pics to come on IG.
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i've been creeper status the last month and a half. just looking at boobies on here from across the room, while wearing a hoodie with binoculars. but the other things i've been up to include hiking, finding wild grown food, exploring the abandoned mansion some more, working on my car and writing. finally started writing again. picked up a few stories i started a while...
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rachelwar:
The abandoned mansion looks wicked! I'd love to go somewhere like that!!!
devilsbard:
RachelWAR Yeah it's awesome. Mile and a half hike up to it, and you have to sneak through a rich neighborhood or a golf course to get to the trail, but it's completely worth it. The main house is enourmous and there are 2 side houses, a tennis court, and a large drained pool. I think there's other pictures in previous blogs posts of mine.
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can someone tell me what's so bad about socialized medicine?

$1,500 for 2 ER visits where they didn't actually fix what was wrong with my wife, even when we knew what was wrong, seems a bit ridiculous. if we didn't have insurance it would have been ten times this, for something that we knew was wrong but they wouldn't fix even after the second visit....
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Dear hostess connoisseurs....

I feel I should apologize to everyone. It's my fault hostess is going out of business. I have not bought any hostess products in over a year. This must have affected their profits more than I had projected. I did this to slow my decent into obesity but I now see the error of my ways. I will be stock piling cupcakes...
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riversong:
Lmao
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been mildly busy. got my floor back in the rumble seat area of the car, bent the rumble seat deck lid to fit, and beat my first spicy food challenge. the blazin hot challenge at buffalo wild wings was nothing. 12 of their hottest hot wings in 6 minutes. i did it in 4 minutes 20 seconds.

first here are the 2 pics i took...
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devilsbard:
not sure why but i can't see the whole pics. hopefully you can.
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fueljunkie:
lookin' good!
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rachelwar:
Car looks sweet as!
devilsbard:
thank you miniMB maybe fueljunkie and i can race someday... though i doubt i would fare that well, unless he's driving an anglia.
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so i'm thinking about getting a gun...

but i have something of a dilemma. i'm not big on guns really. i am pro a certain level of gun control and really believe that people don't need to carry them with them. thats a long discussion that i will get into if anyone really wants to. but suffice to say i am not really the gun...
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The song in my head whenever I feel down, the one I unconsciously start to sing on those nights when I can't sleep: "what I got" by sublime. Specifically the line "lovin... Is what I got... I say remember that..."

Not sure why. But i always find myself singing it, in a very slow, almost mournful way.
paulnikon:
Local zombie walk.
baudot:
The printer is from a kit and the instructions are all online. It just takes time and a willingness to muddle through: No harder than building a model airplane, or such.
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ok. so some things I did this weekend. I tried writing it all out, but that didn't work out with my constantly sleep deprived mind. so bullet points it is!!

first, my wife lost her wedding ring friday. not the original set i bought her when i was broke broke broke, but the "upgraded" set i bought her when i was making more money and...
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cheshire_:
Awe sucks to hear about the ring OMG I did the same thing once and trust me us women NEVER mean or want this to happen I felt soooo sick to my stomach after I lost mine ;( the dinner sounds great although there was a few bumps in the road you both I'm sure had fun the pics look great!!!!winklove