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Dear Los Angeles,

Fuck you, you smog ridden jerk city! We are stealing the dave formerly known as poopy and wrapping him in the verdant and fresh rain scented arms of Seattle! Suck now upon upon our genitals that taste of sea salt and espresso beans( I was going to say salmon there, but then I realized that genitals that taste of oily fish are...
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it_thing_hard_on:
Well in my defense I carved seven pumpkins that year. Four in one night. Specifically the night before you came over.
bean:
Failure to stay away.
*tosses a card*
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Attention:

atomicant,schmelectra, and crim, are the coolest new SG folks I have met since I moved back from L.A. they helped make Roxy's bachelorette party one hell of a thing to remember.
it_thing_hard_on:
You would probably see me a lot more if you were less of a bum.

Btw, I worked my first day at that job. Let me just say that if we don't get together this time next week then it probably won't happen. After today I hope to not have that job very long. whatever
roxy:
Fixed! There, happy now?!

tongue
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The other day, my boss made a giant black penis out of squid ink pasta dough. When he menaced me with it, I bit the tip off and spit it at him.


Nobody out offensive-comedies Desdenova, by christ.
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sydni:
So....what would you do?
it_thing_hard_on:
I knew you were gay.
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A confession:

I lied, a couple entries back, about how what I'd had with the girls of my dreams being enough, because how many people get to do ANYTHING with the girl of their dreams?

As it turns out, I'm a lot greedier than that. How do I know about this new found greed? Because I read an email today where she said...
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sydni:
Oh jeez, my answer looks terrible since noone knows you asked me a question.

I am not up for booze and sex with you, even though you kick ass. I just simply couldn't. It would be one member too many. wink
mistersatan:
You need help, man. Do I have to set up another intervention for you?
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I may not actually be going to London, and not for the reasons you think. It's complicated.




But really, isn't everyone's life?
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jocelynn:
Come get your party on with SGBC! Annual SGBC Holiday Party!
sydni:
It was Sinner Saint, geek. wink
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mrdeity:
Looking sharp!

I know I haven't done all those things with the girl of my dreams, some of them yes, but not all.
sydni:
you look good sweetie! and NIna? Hmmmm...I never thought about it. I'll have to now.

Yay for girl of dreams.
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If I were Samson, I'd be fucked.*


*In case you aren't up on your mythology, this means that I hacked off almost all of my hair today.
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it_thing_hard_on:
I require photographic evidence.
seth0067:
What's up deck?

I heard you and moved back up here. What are you doing with yourself? Is there even an SG Seattle "scene" anymore? Or do you just see Volks occasionally (we are really lame about getting out to Bremerton and I gfeel terrible about it.)

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koleeta:
Oh god no! Someone help this man! FOR SCIENCE!!
jujubee:
happy birthday freaky. smile
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I smoked a million cigaretttes, drank a million boozes and laughed with friends from different cities.

Now back to the real world, which is less entertaining, but less likely to result in spontaneous and explosive liver failure.
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it_thing_hard_on:
Well since you never answer your phone or return voicemail, I guess I'll tell you here what I should ideally be telling you over the phone. The next couple of weeks I'm either busy on the days you're off, or if not, I won't have any money. Mid to late September I should have a chance to hang out though.
it_thing_hard_on:
There, now was that so hard? That would have taken you, what, ten seconds to say over the phone?
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See you soon, Los Angeles.
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sydni:
bummer. we have a fire spinner.
bean:
Yeah, the zoo's fine. smile