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I've been tagged by the lovely Amanda to write twenty interesting facts about myself 
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1) I have a degree in illustration.
2) I became the 2001 Windsor and Newton Young Artist of the Year after entering a watercolour painting at the Mall Galleries in London. (Yawn)
3) I haven't painted now for three years . I miss it sometimes.
4) I used to be...
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1) I have a degree in illustration.
2) I became the 2001 Windsor and Newton Young Artist of the Year after entering a watercolour painting at the Mall Galleries in London. (Yawn)
3) I haven't painted now for three years
. I miss it sometimes.
4) I used to be...
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user062223111:
yeah... it's time he visited you... his toenails need clipping 
what makes you think she's gonna brake him, or anytime soon
what makes you think she's gonna brake him, or anytime soon
user062223111:
do you expect the vacant expression to change? and if it doesn't, will it be an insult
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leola:
I'm fine m'dears - just making a few lifestyle changes. Thanks for being nice. 
amanda:
Consider youself tagged
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mr_pete:
dark and moody.. like it!! 
deadmansdust:
what its says on the tin
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user062223111:
entertain me wench!
steaky:
i was late for the one yesterday, so ive not actually had the interview, just filled in all the paperwork for the agenvy, and im waiting for a call so i can have the interiew over the phone.
the one today went much better and hopefully ill hear about a job later in the week. the woman that interviewed me was hot as well
hows things up in Burnley with yourself and the Lady?
the one today went much better and hopefully ill hear about a job later in the week. the woman that interviewed me was hot as well
hows things up in Burnley with yourself and the Lady?
deadmansdust:
Prison Visit
Sorry I haven't been around for a wee while but Ive been super busy. Thankyou all so much for the birthday wishes you lot rock.
Right I better be off cause I've got to be best man in Vegas
Loves ya
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Right I better be off cause I've got to be best man in Vegas
Loves ya
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user062223111:
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.
today! i am up to nothing, gonna go get some lunch later then im gonna working on that vid cutting some music for it. other than that nadda
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.
today! i am up to nothing, gonna go get some lunch later then im gonna working on that vid cutting some music for it. other than that nadda
user062223111:
there ones involving, pirates. and going limp... and the immortal words of HRRRRRRRRRRR to resurrect and erection... butt the parrot flys off and it gets a bit wacky.....
i'll give you a snippet..
i'll give you a snippet..
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
[Edited on Oct 21, 2005 4:55PM]
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user062223111:
Zee fuera has ejected me from SGUK, bit paranoid huh
user062223111:
*Waves* Have fun! see how many Devons you can find
Well I actually ventured into town last night (I don't get out much, if you lived here you'ed understand) to meet some freinds in a new alternative pub/club which opened last night and was pretty damn good actually . If they manage to keep the Scallies out it could be a winner. My mates band ICON will be playing there soon so I may take...
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user062223111:
Damn my organization skills! i'm fucked now!
ash:
my god, I almost HATE YOU for the work you produce because Im so fuckin JEALOUS!!!!!
Im still really busy. Im up to my eyeballs in photo editing, not that its a bad thing cause I hate it when Ive run out of photos.
My mate from the band ICON wants me to do a shoot for them in the next few weeks because they are about to bring out an EP and they need some art work for it, so...
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My mate from the band ICON wants me to do a shoot for them in the next few weeks because they are about to bring out an EP and they need some art work for it, so...
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leola:
The bottom one is especially nice. Do you also sell your piccies to make pennies? xxx
user062223111:
hows was the club?
Well has you may or may not know I went to London about a month or two ago for various reasons. One of the reasons was to do a shoot with the lovely Vicky and Im pleased to introduce you to one of the first photos to be seen by anyone (including Vicky so I hope she likes it) that came from that shoot. So...
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user062223111:
so don't tell me, it was the most wonderful film you have ever seen, but strange..... reminded you of another film.... can't quite place it....... OH Mars attacks....
Hey Tim Burton, USE SOME NEW FUCKEN ACTORS Helen bollan carters, ugly as sin, and can't act, and Johnny's a dick
Hey, but if him and manson are BFF's it's all good right?
Hey Tim Burton, USE SOME NEW FUCKEN ACTORS Helen bollan carters, ugly as sin, and can't act, and Johnny's a dick
Hey, but if him and manson are BFF's it's all good right?
user062223111:
im still awake from yesterday (Seriously) i almost lost my vid today for being snappy. im going to try and make it to 10, im pretty jaded
P.s Depp dose men idiot/fool in German, and He's a type cast dick!
i needed to add the sticky out tung, or it would have been malicious
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P.s Depp dose men idiot/fool in German, and He's a type cast dick!
i needed to add the sticky out tung, or it would have been malicious
[Edited on Aug 09, 2005 7:15PM]
Ok so good things come from tagging! I have found a fellow number dyslexic! Do you think it is a real thing? A lot of people deny it exists but i have been cursed all my life with it