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Holy shit did I have a stupid day.

Not that there was anything wrong with the day itself (providing of course that sunup to sunup could possess intelligence... but that's beside the point).

I was just UNBELIEVABLY stupid today.

First off, I was lifting this metal cabinet with a co-worker and instead of grabbing my work gloves which were 15 feet behind me, I prefered...
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Well, well, well...

It seems someone has reactivated my account.
What a kind thing to do!
Thank you from the bottom of my black, black heart to whoever it was that did this (they chose to remain anonymous).
Haven't had much of a reason to smile lately, and this put a stupid grin on my face, if only briefly.

Kinda funny actually, because I was...
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I'm so goddamn, motherfuckin', cuntin' sick of dealing with real life right now I'm in a constant state of suppressing my urges to freak out on everyone and just screaming until my throat bleeds and I collapse in broken pile of seething anger, frustration and self pity.

It's all the worse because there's no tangible reason why I'm so frustrated right now.

So... how's by...
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I'm locking all the doors. I'm busting up the mirrors.
Reflection is a dirty thing. It seems that's all too obvious.
I didn't dim the lights enough. They see me against the wall.
I'm making silhouettes, and it's all my fucking fault.
I would prefer a breeze, but I'll settle for this drink in front of me.
The humid night just sticks to my skin....
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It's funny.

I'm watching the election debate right now on CTV, there's five people debating, and four of them are saying the EXACT SAME THING.

And Stephen Harper is the coldest person I've ever seen.

A'yuh,

J.R.

I hate that I live in a world where someone thought it was a good idea to make a movie called Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

Sometimes I think the Earth being crushed by an meteor wouldn't be such a bad thing.

A'yuh,

J.R.

P.S. A local television stations, which will remain nameless, introduces all their advertisements with ADVERTISEMENTS. And they have the nerve to actually say...
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Here's a little information about myself that people find interesting or really creepy...

I'm not phased by death. As much of a panic as I get in about life, when someone close to me dies, I rarely cry. This is not to say I don't feel sad about it, it just doesn't make me breakdown like it does to so many.

I don't know if...
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Good God, but I'm old.

We swing the axe at whom we must,
Always missin', it comes back to us,
Chippin' shoulders and slingin' mud,
Almost never worth it.

None More Black
Genuine Malaise and Misery
Load and Loathing

A'yuh,

J.R.

1985's Canadian tax dollars at work.
Also, 10 minutes and 34 seconds of pure UNADULTERATED AWESOME.



A'yuh,

J.R.

P.S. Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip

Wanna hear one of my favourites songs of all time?
Sure you do.



Here's another


Gimme some of yours. I like music.

A'yuh,

J.R.