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-What I learned last night-
Beer then Liquor, never been sicker.
Liquor then beer, in the clear.

Words to live by. Spread the gospel bitches.
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-Dano is a street wise cop that plays by his own rules. He grew up on the gritty streets of Los Angeles.
-Rodney is Dano's book smart partner that does it by the book.
-Captain Mendoza sees Dano as a young version of himself, but now he sits behind the desk, and does not like to clean up messed maid by his force.

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mcbane13:
NICE! I just noticed that you took a pic of the Tiki Ti....i've been to that joint....gets too packed for my liking.
auralpleasure:
one way to never be a n00b is to never ask a question with your name and n00b in it. Heh.

Oh, and there's no problem with being a n00b. It's just what kind of n00b you are. The good kind (where we jokingly make fun of you) or the bad kind (where we say it with disgust). tongue
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She said, "I know what it's like to be dead"
"I know what it is like to be sad.
And she's making me feel, like I've never been born.

I said, "who put all those things in your head"
"Things that me feel like I'm mad".
"And you're making me feel like I've never been born".



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Entries in my journal are not neccessarily my...
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cayce:
well now i don't know what to believe. smile wink
auralpleasure:
I read what you wrote in the comment thread and I encourage you to express yourself as much as possible. But since you're so keen on song lyrics it seems...

I'm expressin with my full capabilities
and now i'm living in correctional facilities
cause some don't agree with how i do this
I get straight and meditate like a Buddhist
I'm droppin Flava, my behaviour is hereditary
But my technique is very necessary
Blame it on Ice Cube; because he said it gets funky
when you got a subject and a predicate
Add it on a dope beat; and it'll make you think
Some suckers just tickle me pink - to my stomach
Cause they don't flow like this one
You know what? I won't hesitate to diss one
or two before I'm through, so don't try to sing this
Some drop science; while I'm droppin english
Even if Yella, makes it a-capella
I still express, yo, I don't smoke weed or sess
Cause it's known to give a brother brain damage
And brain damage on the mic don't manage - NUTHIN
but makin a sucka and you equal
Don't be another sequel.. {Express yourself!}

haha, that whole "I don't smoke weed" part is pretty darn ironic, eh Doctor?
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I am a lesbian robot from the future.
In my past life, I was a Libian Rowboat.

That is all.
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I once had a girlfriend that was vegeterian, and I had the hardest time convincing her that I was not made out of meat.
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Most people contract some form of food poisoning at least once a year. Most of the time the symptoms are mild, and can even be mistaken for a 24 hour flu bug. Other times, the symptoms are similar to one having a very bad case of the flu, but rarely do people ever need to go to the hospital for food poisoning.

Just by its...
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phraktyl:
That may be one of the funniest (in retrospect in your case, I suppose) and most disturbing stories I've ever read. And I read a lot of stories...
tuxy:










ew
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Today was slow and not much happen, but yesterday was pretty eventful. My day started at 8 am with me having to head to downtown to work on some internet server shit. The machines were two floors undergroud in some building, but I did not know this. When it was time to leave, I got in the elevator and perseded to go down. Then, some...
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I had a big day today, but I will start with what happen the other night.
Thursday night was my night to do my weekly bike ride home, from Pasadena to Silver Lake. I can only do it once a week because it is about 15 miles and it takes me about 2 and a half hours to complete. I started the trek around 7:40pm....
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So the other night I was walking around in Hollywood committing several acts of vagrancy, and turning tricks, when I decided to take an IQ test at that scientology place near Highland. I took the test and it turns out I'm a genius. Not that was a surprise to me or anything; it's just that now I am a certified genius. With a certificate and...
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aytch:
my personal sites:
stephen h [dot net]
stephen h [dot org] ... octember galleries

i have other stuff i can show off, but nothing i can link at the moment.

[Edited on Jan 14, 2005 11:44PM]
jonnytrrrash7:
hello....do you always dress up like clockwork orange??
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Im such a newbie. Luckily, I have yet to make a fool of myself. I now need to attend an event in my area, but how? I almost went to the Derby last night, where they had a burlesque showing. I will, however, eat pancakes for sure this saturday. blah blah blah.

The sun is out bitches. I can now take pictures and shit. Tomorrow,...
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tuxy:
Eating pancakes, no?
tuxy:
What kind of piercing? I hardly have any anymore. If you go on Sat. you can talk to some SGLA members who are piercers professionally and could get you a great deal.
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Five things people born and rised in LA do not say or do:

1)We never, ever call it "LA LA Land". If I personally hear you say that, I will punch you where it hurts.

2)We don't want to hang out with or meet celebs. I personally am not that impressed because growing up around here I see them all the time. And I mean...
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mcbane13:
Your comments are true. I love LA. I hate idiots that commit these heinous acts of idiocy. just for that, im a request you!