daven

I recently came across a pack of Fruit Stripes Gum that had apparently traveled back from the future.

Time traveled gum tastes just as deliciously shitty as it did in 1995.

D is for Daven, who died of ennui...

Today I applied to be a bike messanger.

Although it wasn't my original intention, I think its the most exciting job I've applied to all day.

Retail is great because of the discounts... cocktail waitressing is great because of the hours and tips...

But there is just something so enticing about making money on my bike...

Something so...

romantic.


There is nothing more satisfying than...
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Wouldn't it suck to be a three legged giraffe?

Thanks so much to everyone who commented on my set... you guys are awesome!

When you're shot by tmronin, though, you can do no wrong.

I got some rude ass racist comments on the MySpace preview blog... but what're you gonna do?

I partied hard last night... I think my blood is pure alchohol.

Slice me open and grab a wine glass, folks.

I...
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Apparently old people love me.

If I wanted to, I could have a whole army of oldens.

They could do my bidding.

They'd be like zombies, only not undead and alot more frail.

It rained all day today.

I'm wet.

But still happy!

Tonight is my weekly party night, and nothing can keep me down.

I've been scarce for a little while, but I'm back!

I'm back like polka dots and stripes...

Like high-waisted belts and skinny black jeans...

Like that rash that refuses to go away...

Except by back I mean I'm gone...

I'm in Miami for work/vaca until next Monday.

But at least I have reliable internet access.


I leave you with this:

We placed our lies on...
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