Friday Aug 31, 2007

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....i went to a chinese buffet tonight.

this 800lbs woman walks waddles in...

puts a mountain of chicken w broccoli...fried rice...pepper steak....etc on her plate


and fucking POURS strawberry pudding on top of all of it.


true story.


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sadista:
Ewwwww puke
gigondas:
Some people are just imbued with greater taste than others.


Unfortunately, she's not one of those people.

Wednesday Aug 08, 2007

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I've had a lot of fun burning bridges these past couple of weeks. I am no longer speaking to two "friends" for various reasons. One of the reasons being they decided it would be funny to dare this guy that I may have possibly flirted with once to go up to my ex and say that I was good in bed. I never had sex...
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d_day:
Yeah that sounds like it really sucks. Some friends.

Glad to hear about your schooling though, That's some really good news.
prockgirlscout:
Burning bridges is my favorite past time.

Sunday Apr 25, 2004

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I got a new car. Its orange. Its a box. A scion Xb. Hot Lava. Yes. love I am in love with it. I want to stick it in me and let it cum on my face. blush
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nataku009:
out enjoying the scion huh, good i have an xb myself and it's good to hear that you love yours as much as i love mine wink
nataku009:
out enjoying the scion huh, good i have an xb myself and it's good to hear that you love yours as much as i love mine wink

Sunday Apr 04, 2004

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Ive been kind of bad about updating and commenting and all that shit lately. But, with new boobs comes new love. I havent been home much at all. If anyone misses me...email me. love
I usually have ADD when it comes to guys but, this one seems to be holding my attention...and a couple other things as well. I always needed a designated boobie massager. shocked
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fu:
hey, come back ...fu fu misses you kiss
rumrunner:
sooo you'v been having nothing but fesh cuddle fish for dinner every night.Some seriose deep dicking is just what the doctor ordered EL SUICIDO LOCO

Friday Mar 26, 2004

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twistedblack:
random guy that clicks around saying hellow and nice new bewbies
theyellowdart:
Yeah, so, ummm, like, about those, uhhhh, pics of your breasts... blush

Monday Mar 22, 2004

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i have new boobs. ill post pics soon. woot woot kiss
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cc_baxter:
we're all just biding our time here... hoooha! nothing to do. just loitering. smile
rumrunner:
DID YOU GET A 90 DAY WARRENTY WITH YOUR NEW LOVE PILLOWS?????

Monday Mar 15, 2004

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oh so...my roommate moved out today. He never helped out and he didnt have a job. I feel bad. I made him cry. oh well. I hate being used. frown
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lunna:
That sucks, but if he was being stupid then it's just as well. Wish we lived closer in 2 months I will be out of a roomate as well. Yuck. Later cutie!
kiss love
fu:
how did it all go? e-mail me kiss

Tuesday Mar 09, 2004

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princeofwinter:
I too can out argue anyone. we should duel some day.
billybillybilly:
nice e.e. cummings quote wink

Friday Mar 05, 2004

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I took this test on www.okcupid.com
Its pretty accurate and i think anyone that really loves me will take it and post the muhh fukkin results kiss
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The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf)

Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.

You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly...
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fu:
kiss Hey. I haven't been online lately. I miss you! kiss
yuriel:
you would know it
puke
im not giving you my results for the simple reason that it says what anyone who knows a hill of beans about me including yourself already knows
im the stereotypical nice guy
ala the boy next door puke
that thing creeps me out, ima run and hide now eeek shocked
mad love
i am not giving massages to five year old boys backs regardless of how shitty my love live is frown
interesting note id probably fit into the gentleman stereotype as well and nymphs are eir apparent definite nonos
EL SUICIDO LOCO

Wednesday Mar 03, 2004

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So I think I met the sweetest boy in the whole world. He came over to my house and we watched a movie. Then a few days later he told me to be sure and check my mail. Sooo tonite when i got home I checked it and He fucking mailed me a mix cd with a lot of good songs on there. I had...
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fu:
awwww smile
I sent you an e-mail ... get back to me kiss kiss kiss
yuriel:
oooer hehe glad for you
although puke so sickeningly sweet heh...
*shrugs* maybe one day there will be hope for us other softies? :\
*shrug*
mad love
good luck on yer new beau and all wink
movies rock, so does elton john and music
EL SUICIDO LOCO

Monday Mar 01, 2004

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machiavel:
Havn't talked to you in a while.......how are you? skull skull skull
causus:
Nice pics(I'm not talking about the new ones, although they are nice). You might as well be a SG. wink

Friday Feb 27, 2004

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ok i want a neighborhoodie. what should i get....I need suggestions damn it. I wanted one that says EAT MY FUCK. but thats too crass. i think. or WIFEBEATER
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m1sund3rst0od:
"I wanna be a kennedy"
yuriel:
heheh hahaha hoodies rock
eat my fuck is funny
but the second one is ok hehe smile
mad love
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