Cyanide & Happiness

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LOL.

usagimomo:

Lol! Good way to sin :P

Kids react to a Walkman

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Damn right I had a Walkman. By senior year I had the fancy one with a 3 band EQ. Hellz yeah.

usagimomo:

Yeeeh XD

NSA spying

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lol

Cyanide & Happiness is great.

stuff

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"I rent a lot of cars because I go on the road. When I drive a rental, I don't know what's going on with it right. A lot of times I drive like 10 miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me. But it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really...
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Operation Underground Railroad

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O.U.R. is a group that finds and rescues children caught in sex slavery. The team works with local law enforcement to arrest the bad guys and save the kids.

usagimomo:

"Arrest the bad guys"...? I would be opposed to the death penalty, but for people like this I'd shoot directly right between the eyes. 

cruorem_angelus:

yeah but they work outside the US a lot and near as I can tell, do all of this unarmed. The guy that founded the organization was a federal agent tasked with finding US children being sold as sex slaves. He wasn't allowed to help the other kids he found during the process. Eventually he left the government and started this group to go after the other kids he had to leave behind. It's all done with donations. I wanted to help get the word out.

John Pinette died

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NOOOOO!

John Pinette is one of the handful of comedians I remember from the stand up comedy shows (like VH1's Stand Up Spotlight) in the early 90s. Thanks for the laughs John. ‪#‎naynay‬

Taxes

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YAY! I got to do my taxes today! ‪#‎sarcasm‬

A flat tax would make it a 10 minute process and I could file on a post card. Just sayin'.

How to tell if a zombie is a threat

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You will need two things; a ghetto blaster and a gun. When zombies approach, throw down a beat. If the zombies begin to dance like Michael Jackson, you’re safe. If they keep coming like in The Walking Dead, use the gun to clear a path and run.

emibot:

hahahahaha i like this very much

(o)(o)

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25 Signs Made Funnier By People

several good signs in there.

The Does Game

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The "Does Game". Type the word Does into your favorite search engine and list the auto-complete results:
1) does P90X work
2) does the shake weight work
3) does anyone know
4) does he like me
5) does a root canal hurt
6) does buy and hold work

This idea came from a topic on the radio. I labeled it the Does Game, lets see...
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