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So I haven't been on much here in ages due to my computer coming down with a slight case of explosions. I finally got the fucker replaced so come on Internet, what have I been missing out on, internet-boobies-wise?

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creamygoodness:
Ohhhhhh @totem  has a luverly bunch of coconuts
zombiebyte:
Hey buddy it was good meeting you! Hopefully I didn't cramp your style to much. 
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Hello Internet.

How are you? I'm fine. I know we haven't talked lately but, well, you know, life stuff. Etc etc. It's all very dull, I won't bore you with it except for the essentials.

First of all I'm moving at the end of the month. After 7 long and eventful years me and my flatmates are leaving The...
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creamygoodness:
Well @miro I told @reuben she could pop round and help drink what's left in our liquor cabinet. You can join her if that's not going to cause any irresponsible parenting :P
totem:
I never visited the Nerdcave but I'm sad you're leaving it! I enjoyed your trip down memory lane - you've accumulated some hilarious SG-related stories. 

WAT

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This is my obligatory 'Oh God everything's changed and it's all a bit crap' post.

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twiggy:
Thanks dear, means a lot coming from you. :) 
twiggy:
Well exactly I know you would tell me if I was a big naked car crash! 
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Just a quick post to say I'm pretty fucking pleased with myself right now as, after trying about 3 or 4 times, I've finally gotten myself a Library Manager's post, even if it's only a secondment until March next year. Boo-yah.
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fische:
"You really do wear the fuck out of some lingerie" - best compliment ever.
Eat bacon - it'll help the hangover. And congrats on the library post!
richardmunn:
Nice one :)
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Creamy's Super-Handy Online Guide To Successful Social Interaction

Hello sports fans,

After witnessing some truly astounding social blunders from all corners recently, and as someone who has met a rather large number of people from this site and is the proud subject of precisely zero restraining orders, I thought it might be useful to offer some general pointers to make your time socialising here...
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reuben:
BOOB ALARM.
I want one of those. It'd be a useful sixth sense to have.


Oh they were. SO many messages, it was crazy.
Did I miss the memo where they had to come in pairs?!

Hey ho. I match again.
Hurrah for symmetry.
oxy:
Just some good old fashion smutt with a bit of BDSM chucked in. Nothing to get worked up about (at least not in that way).
It seems that some people are just picky about what smut they read, even if it`s free.
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Well it's pretty much time for my quarterly blog update. It's all been fairly quiet for me lately as work's been ridiculously busy. My manager's received a secondment, so I'm acting manager, but I won't get paid as a manager unless I pass an interview on the 1st of July, which I'm slightly nervous about. So I decided...
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oxy:
Your stewert lee vid reminded me of this, one of my fav things he has ever done.
totem:
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Right, well, I woke up this morning for the first time in ages with a lovely little hangover. I blame myself. Drinking in a Revolutions last night felt a little too much like being behind enemy lines so as soon as I got there myself and DrewBeckett started on the shots, including a stick of 6 frighteningly unnatural flavoured vodkas at some point. It seemed...
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fische:
Best comment on any of my sets EVER.
totem:
A bit late but it was great to see you again (after a couple of years!).
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I'm just going to do some flagrant self-promotion for a moment here. Myself and some of my flatmates have made a decree to watch every single Nic Cage movie and we're writing a blog about it here. The design isn't great, but I'm going to work on that when I get a chance.

Now have some musics







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twiggy:
I do make little zoom noises when I drive. I also sing the top gear theme song in the style of a radio jingle.
miyo:
blush thanks
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Sooooo, I gave up SGUK. That happened. In case you were wondering, I'm not leaving the site. If anything, I might start participating a little more now. I just wasn't invested enough to be giving SGUK the kind of care and attention it deserves. It need someone a little more dedicated. Drewbeckett took it over and I'm sure he'll do a...
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zamuzel:
Phew! I thought the Hellraisers had taken a grave toll on you and you were gone for good!
brompton:
Almost I've lost a few inches, still not where I want to be but I'm working on it smile
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So on Friday night I was round at ex-member Secretary's place and, as is pretty much par for the course when it's just us hanging out, we were talking an awful lot of bollocks. I think we over-intellectualised everything from the Tumblr social activism circus to philosophy to My Little Pony. At one point we were talking a walk through Peckham at about...
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saiylor:
Where have you beeeeen?
umeko:
It was very good to see you too sir, we do not get to catch up often enough!

Tickets for September have already been booked,gutted with the reason for returning again so soon but glad we will make it to see her off.