My boss is an idiot.
He's the head of the IT department and the only person within this company to infect his computer with a virus. We have about a hundred employees and most of these people wouldn't know how to spell the word computer, let alone operate one. They're the kind of people who look for the [ANY] key. But none of these yokels...
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He's the head of the IT department and the only person within this company to infect his computer with a virus. We have about a hundred employees and most of these people wouldn't know how to spell the word computer, let alone operate one. They're the kind of people who look for the [ANY] key. But none of these yokels...
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mourningglory:
You are a very sweet touching man to help me stay outside. Especially touching. 
queenmab:
I haven't seen the Corpse bride yey.I really want to though.I work for an idiot as well.I feel your pain 
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moongirl:
you're right, it would be hot...might burn a bit 
liante:
Psh. That's what hats are for! Fudging your doll!
So a friend send me a link this morning.
Suddenly I feel the overwhelming urge to go to my local version of Home Depot and ask some poor 18 year-old girl about a length of chain.
Crayne: "Hi there, could you help me? I'm looking for a length of chrome-plated metal chain, about 30" in length."
Employee: "Well, we have a nice selection of chains...
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Suddenly I feel the overwhelming urge to go to my local version of Home Depot and ask some poor 18 year-old girl about a length of chain.
Crayne: "Hi there, could you help me? I'm looking for a length of chrome-plated metal chain, about 30" in length."
Employee: "Well, we have a nice selection of chains...
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mourningglory:
Do you have Costco there? Remind me to take you to Costco if not. They make Walmart look like utopia.
streetmuse:
as soon as I get a burst of self confidence (i.e.-a bottle of rum) and some creative ideas, I'll have a new set on PSW...
hmm..come here and inspire me
hmm..come here and inspire me
crayne:
Tattoos
Okay, somehow yesterday my evil twin invaded this universe, took me hostage and posted a whiny little journal entry about how life sucked.
On second thought, it probably wasn't my evil twin. He usually steals my stuff, torches the place and leaves me all taped up in a ditch somewhere, wondering why I can feel air blowing past my brain.
So, sorry about that. I'm...
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On second thought, it probably wasn't my evil twin. He usually steals my stuff, torches the place and leaves me all taped up in a ditch somewhere, wondering why I can feel air blowing past my brain.
So, sorry about that. I'm...
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lyxzen:
thanksssss!
whats in february that will have the world eating more cheesecake? more cheesecake is never a bad thing, hehe.
whats in february that will have the world eating more cheesecake? more cheesecake is never a bad thing, hehe.
lyxzen:
$75 for your stars? thats decent! niiice.
you should definitely take home some good cheesecake recipes after youve visited the states! they look much trickier to make than they actually are, as long as you have the right recipe.
you should definitely take home some good cheesecake recipes after youve visited the states! they look much trickier to make than they actually are, as long as you have the right recipe.
How the hell can a webcomic be capable of making me feel so fucking lonely? It's like garbage getting you hot and moist or the sight of a panda making you hungry.
Usually a bar of Cote d'Or milk chocolate does the trick, but A) I'm not in possession of said bar and B) it's a bad idea to gulp one down, unless I enjoy...
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Usually a bar of Cote d'Or milk chocolate does the trick, but A) I'm not in possession of said bar and B) it's a bad idea to gulp one down, unless I enjoy...
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mourningglory:
You have to ask?!!
sugarcoma:
I love icecream with kisses on top
When chocolate milk tastes of lemons, it's time to clean out the fridge.
This timeless wisdom handed down through the ages - or at least since the fridge was invented - is as true in our age as it was in days of old.
I had the misfortune of finding out just how true this was when, just now, I tried to drink the chocolate...
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This timeless wisdom handed down through the ages - or at least since the fridge was invented - is as true in our age as it was in days of old.
I had the misfortune of finding out just how true this was when, just now, I tried to drink the chocolate...
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mourningglory:
Damn them! Hey! They noticed me! Kat and I were talking about you today. I told her you were a rat bastard.
lamentdoll:
"The fact that it was reciting post-modernist poetry when I picked it up should have given me a clue"...
This REALLY made me laugh.. haha.. you are awesome.. thankyou for the comment on my set.. it was lovely.
Lamentdoll.xox
This REALLY made me laugh.. haha.. you are awesome.. thankyou for the comment on my set.. it was lovely.
Lamentdoll.xox
Found out that my most recent ex has moved on. It shouldn't phase me, but it does.
Fuck emotions. I want to become a robot with cool laserbeam eyes and a good dental plan.
That way I'd never get my heart broken again. Unless some little bitch from Kansas decides to take me to see a wizard, but I can tell you right now I...
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Fuck emotions. I want to become a robot with cool laserbeam eyes and a good dental plan.
That way I'd never get my heart broken again. Unless some little bitch from Kansas decides to take me to see a wizard, but I can tell you right now I...
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sarahjane:
youre right. i just shouldn't care what they say
cretinfamily:
thank you for the comment on my set!! 
What did today bring? Well, I'm glad you asked.
It brought:
A) More pain, though less intense
And that's pretty much it for now. What an exciting life I lead.
Still, my body finally figured out I had no cat to kill, so it stopped sending me ransom notes. Every cloud has its silver lining, eh?
It brought:
A) More pain, though less intense
And that's pretty much it for now. What an exciting life I lead.
Still, my body finally figured out I had no cat to kill, so it stopped sending me ransom notes. Every cloud has its silver lining, eh?
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mourningglory:
Er...yea sure....now where DID I put that money???!!!
Besides, my motorcycle comes first on my list of things to buy...
Besides, my motorcycle comes first on my list of things to buy...
mourningglory:
I SERIOUSLY don't trust you....
crayne:
The cutest boy on earth. No really. Stop laughing.
crayne:
Penguins holding guns
Re-activated my membership again after a brief stint back in 2004.
And my fucking neck hurts. Just so you know. Don't know exactly what's causing it, but I have a nagging feeling the 70lbs tent I carried on my back last Sunday when trying to escape the M'era Luna festival in Germany could have something to do with it. Possibly.
Of course, it could also...
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And my fucking neck hurts. Just so you know. Don't know exactly what's causing it, but I have a nagging feeling the 70lbs tent I carried on my back last Sunday when trying to escape the M'era Luna festival in Germany could have something to do with it. Possibly.
Of course, it could also...
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patricky:
That's true. But even Keaunu can be like a stopped clock twice a day.
That analogy sucked. Sorry.
That analogy sucked. Sorry.
crayne:
Not if you meant to say that Keanu can be useless and annoying twice a day. Cause god knows he could.