cptwarrencrunch

Gray: "Dad, what the fuck is that?"

Larry: "It's a sex swing, Gray. You don't know what a sex swing looks like? So why the fuck did I throw away all that money sending you to Harvard. You don't even know what a sex swing looks like."

Gray: But ...huh. Dad, you have a sex swing in your living room.

Larry: "And? And what? Nothing...
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Yeah, forget about the Aristocrats joke. It wasn't actually going to be very funny. So don't worry, the kids are safe.

Out on leave Wednesday after almost a month without being home at all... went to Tel Aviv and Bukowski's Bar, Nanootchka and Shylock - said goodbye to my buddy Matt - and then the day after that to the kibbutz to say goodbye to...
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A father, mother, daughter and their family dog walk into a talent agent's office. The father says to the agent "We'd like for you to represent us."

The agent says "I'm sorry, I don't do family acts. They're too cutsey."

The mother says, "No, no. Just let us show it to you and I'm sure you'll change your mind."


The family then one by one...
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So here I am finally posting on this thing. Raoulduke77 impressed upon me the necessity for blogging in order to attract people and make friends.

My problem is I find it difficult to write intelligently in English - resulting from a lack of sleep and practice. And right now I am obsessively trying to think of the word for blogging in hebrew. Perhaps midnight noa...
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