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Went to see my parents over the weekend. Left early today to beat the weather coming in. It's a 4 hour trip, and about 2.5 hours in, my engine lights went nuts. I pulled over, took a look, and my serpentine belt had come off the bullies. In layman's terms...car no go. So, I call my insurance and they send a tow truck...an hour later....
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mojo7673:
"There was a rumour going round that the dwarf and the elephant were lovers." and three of them just lose their shit. I like this.
coyotemike:
@mojo7673 my favorite part is how Vickie Lawrence stayed IN CHARACTER to deliver her little...rebuttal. 
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Sure, I'm 37, I'm a former college adjunct prof, and the women I talk to the most on here are 20 year old college students....

Ok, I'm a dirty old man.

chef:
Haha. :)
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I don't know how to flirt. Or ask someone on a date. Or, really, socialize in any way. So....tips?

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pipercadence:
Dude it's fine 😝  I know you were being chill.  Lily just doesn't know you.  I'm sorry I gave you a little ribbing.  😘
coyotemike:
@pipercadence It's ok. 
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A little over a week ago, a woman at work IMed me that she was having a rotten day and wanted to go for a drink. A few messages later, she asks me to join her for a drink. Now, I'm all in favor of drinks, but had a plumbing emergency that day and needed to head home right after work, but I said I'd...
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