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Sunday May 26, 2013

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mydogfarted:

LOL

Tuesday Jan 08, 2013

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Attention, Telemarketers:

If you are not good enough to go off script and tell me quickly and concisely what it is you are trying to sell to me without fumbling and bumbling, then you are not good enough to sell to me. You can hang up now and stop wasting my time and yours.
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darkdrow:

Oh Cosmo... we should hang out more...

missshell:

haha philly- you are the best...

you always know how to make me smile

Saturday Dec 22, 2012

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As apocalypses go (or would that be apocalii?), this one was pretty disappointing. Almost as bad as the '2012' movie.

Hopefully, the zombie apocalypse should prove to be more interesting.
snakeplissken:

Frankly, that whole hostess thing was what the Mayans were talking about.

Saturday May 07, 2011

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cockzombie:

that costume you made was so cool!

niobe:

Happy Birthday stranger. kiss

Thursday Nov 19, 2009

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During my evening commute today, I got stuck driving behind a car with license plates NEV-GVUP.


Great.


As if my work day wasn't bad enough, did I really need to get Rick Rolled on my drive home?
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lusyd:

My hottness cannot be contained!!!

niobe:

Thanks sweetie. smile

And yeah...we have many years to go on our home loan. Many, many, many years. puke

And you should update. wink

Wednesday Nov 04, 2009

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saveme:

Sure you can. I promise I won't come after you about copy rights. wink tongue

I hope you have a great week my friend. Do you have any plans this week or coming weekend??

niobe:

No, I haven't.

Sunday Aug 16, 2009

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I've finally figured it out!

The over-saturation of 'Reality' programming; the glut of awful 'spoof' movies; everything that Will Ferrel has ever done...


They've all been a brilliant plan to thwart the upcoming zombie apocalypse by preemptively cutting off their food supply.
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snakeplissken:

Me lose brain? That's unpossible!

j24u:

My man, after lugging that rig around all night, you deserve an hour long session at some slightly seedy asian massage parlor.

Monday Jul 13, 2009

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I really hate being in a position where I need to purchase something from a salesperson. Especially when it's a big-ticket item like an automobile or appliance which has to be replaced quickly.

I can't think of any other situation where the more pleasantly you are being treated, the more you feel like you are getting screwed.
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saveme:

Thank you! smile I hate buying things like that as well. What are you buying? How have you been?!

niobe:

Thanks. smile

I am feeling better today.

Saturday May 23, 2009

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Please, people. Do not put spinners on minivans.


This is apparently not as self-evident as I would have assumed it to be.
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niobe:

Busy...busy!!!!

kiss

Thanks again!

ontothenext:

babies aren't for me. at all.