corvus

How many trees does it take to cut down a bannana?

I need a hug

Note to self:
It really doesn't matter what anyone thinks of you.
And yes that includes yourself.

What matters is who you are, and no living being is able to comprehend that.

What is this fleeting thing we call life?

It seems so fragile, and yet so strong.

Am I myself, or am I what someone else tells me to be?

And does it matter?

What wil I do with life?

What will life do with me?

Do trees cry when their leaves fall?

Needed materials.

Candle.

Lighter.

Nipple.

Tounge.

optional: teeth.

Instructions.

Light the candle and let it begin to melt the wax.

When enough melted wax has accumulated slowly drip the hot wax on to the nipple.

When the nipple has been sensitized begin lightly licking the areola.

Alternate between gentle licks and dripping wax.

If the nipple begins to lose sensitivity and the owner of the...
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I'm back.


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When order became chaos, god created silence.

How do you make scrambled eggs?

Personally I like to heat up the pan first.

Then I Select the eggs I will use.

Then I put the oil in the already cooled pan.

And I sell the eggs back to the store.

"The friars have been more than good to me," he mused while packing, "and I am very grateful. But today is the day when I set right what has been set wrong." He weighed the sword in his powerful arms. "I am now strong enough to face my destiny."

"At least it is not following a performance of mine that I am made to witness a spectacle as emasculating as this..." the prince sighed, scratching the back of his head in disbelief. He was standing in the palace's obfuscated theater scrutinizing the few members of the audience: all were fast asleep.

what is your favorite color?

Blue, no yellow..

Auuuuugggghhhhhhh.....

Thank you to all of my friends.
I've finally found peace for myself.

I'm looking forward to a long life full of love.


Luvs to my peoples.

What is your favorite smell?

I love the smelll of the air after rain...

it's so simple and elegant.

I love nothing.