cornink

hey, i really need to update this thing properly, but for now check out my ol' lady's line of baby clothes, illustrated by your's truly.

mosh baby

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roxymoron:

Those are so much fun!!! I would even wear an IVY tank myself if they were in adult sizes! Nice job!

Nov 4, 2005

cheapart:

buddy.
i now have instituted a discount salad bar tattoo idea bulletin board at work.
sort of an anti-profit pro-doooooopeness last ditch final battle kind of thing.

for a (VERY) low price, you pick one idea from columns a, b, and c, and get a freestyle tattoo, a la prima, marker style.......

i cant believe my whole shit is now a menu. but its that or biker shit......hahahah. i live up here on purpose.

im retarded.

Nov 4, 2005

hey is anyone else going to the milwaukee convention this weekend. i'll be up there sat. night.

tattoos, midget wrestling, murphy's law, and a KISS cover band. what more could you want?

oh! and beer, too.

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ophelia:

You should come out on Friday night.

Hope the work, the wife, and the kiddlywink are all doing good.

Nov 2, 2005

eliska:

Kiss cover band?! Have you ever seen mini kiss? thats some awesome shit!!! And I dont have plans to get your way... ever come to Florida?

Nov 2, 2005

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nicolelee:

Hey-- all this time, I thought *I* was Frankenstein's Bride?

Oh wait-- the little girl he loved, he drowned. Nevermind.

Oct 13, 2005

ojaeflo:

Oooo!! I got it! The next time I fill up my cornink punchcard, instead of a liger, I'll use it to touch up my yin-yang from 2001, before we met!

[Edited on Oct 13, 2005 2:56PM]

Oct 13, 2005

why do i hate jennifer love hewitt? she'd never done anything to me, yet whenever she appears on my t.v. screen it makes me angry. it's like she exudes that pheremone that makes bullies beat up nerds. there is just something amazingly lame about her. maybe it's her hair. i don't know, but whenever i see her i sigh heavily and think, "god, you suck...
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ojaeflo:

Flippin' sweet! By the way, Jon Heder is hosting the next Saturday Night Live!

The bass is a DiPinto!

Oct 6, 2005

ojaeflo:

I'll put us down for noon on Saturday the 15th now. Looking forward to it!

Oct 7, 2005

there are two things i really hate: animal abuse and gangbangers.

i have a dream people. in my dream, i find myself in some douche-bag gangbanger's basement. there's a dog fight going on, 2 pit bulls. off to the side there's another pen where a dude is baiting another pitbull with a gimp pug, gettin' him ready, getting the taste of blood in his mouth,...
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mad_scientist:

Thats pretty intense. Just to clarify, I love animals and ain't no gangbanger!

Sep 27, 2005

ojaeflo:

I found a better link from the George Perez site.

Sep 30, 2005

so i'm tattooing this guy and he's telling me about his friend's band that he's gonna go see. they're called "the stranger".

i ask if they're named after that book by albert camus, and he says, "no, 'the stranger' is when you sit on your hand 'til it falls asleep, then you whack off with it".

well goddamn! i never heard that one before. i...
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ojaeflo:

BUBES!!!

Sep 20, 2005

ojaeflo:

Hey, Tara took a photo this morning of the new tat in you want to snag that from my "Tattoos" folder in My Pictures.
Thanks again, dawg!!!

Sep 20, 2005

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ojaeflo:

Fuck, dude. I'll see you Monday.

Sep 16, 2005

deadguyperez:

You are still the king. I refuse to let anyone else ink me. I swear I'm coming back some time to get that Mucha chick done.

Sorry about your friend.

Sep 17, 2005

hey! go say hi to MayorRock, and tell him his new hand tattoo is wicked sweet.

or don't, it's up to you entirely.

i'll have a real update shortly.

keila:

I said Hi to him but there really isn't a good picture of his tattoo. I saw LadyK this weekend and her back tattoo is looking awesome.

Sep 7, 2005

mayorrock:

I just added a good amount of photos of things he's/you've done. Jesus, I've only been here for a couple hours. Let me check out some boobs before i start MY vanity project.

See MayorRock now

Sep 7, 2005