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Sometimes, you sit around and think, "Man, things couldn't get any better," but then you remember this young lady exists, and you're like "Damn, there's a new benchmark for awesome."

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I'm designing something for you. With my quality designer skills. The same ones that I used to design my custom fork so I won't be afraid of it.

And I am also going to get a tattoo in dedication to your life. It's a triceritop. So, lauren. I love you. I'll see you tomorrow. puke

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I do whatever i want to do
I'll nail your ass to the sheets
A pelvic thrust and the sweat starts to sting you
I fuck like a beast!

Come ride, savage seduction
Ride, ride, ride!!

From iretire

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you're a down as bitch that knows what's up.

and by bitch, i mean awesome lady.
big up yo self.