I got up to take a piss (and i want to thank whomever it was that disarmed the bear traps scattered across my bedroom floor.)
When i got to the toilet to piss, my penis had not yet woken up. startled, he bit his lip with the tiny penis teeth located in the hole of my penis (his mouth.) I soon realized this was only...
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When i got to the toilet to piss, my penis had not yet woken up. startled, he bit his lip with the tiny penis teeth located in the hole of my penis (his mouth.) I soon realized this was only...
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parks:
your evilfast song came on my ipod while I was at work, I think I actually like it more than the orginal version of the song.
otoki:
Yes. Without the whole dying part.
Today I went to Home Depot to buy a metal spike. If you try to tell me they do not sell these at Home Depot, I will laugh at you as if you are a monkey passing out from smelling his own shit.
The spike I selected was 3 inches wide at the base, 12 inches tall, and came to a needle-like point at the...
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The spike I selected was 3 inches wide at the base, 12 inches tall, and came to a needle-like point at the...
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parks:
don't tell anyone, but i've never listend to dwight yoakam.
pixie_punch:
hardcore at home depot
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parks:
damn the man!
parks:
oh and those links will probably be my new favorite internet obsession
except the second one didn't work
[Edited on May 21, 2005 3:44PM]
except the second one didn't work
[Edited on May 21, 2005 3:44PM]
some good friends of mine had twins on sunday. actually i consider them more as family than as friends.
beckett and tatum, a boy and a girl.
i want to make up some little infant shirts for them:
- one with henry rollins circa black flag on it
- one with a portrait johnny cash and five "the source" mics underneath it
- one with...
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beckett and tatum, a boy and a girl.
i want to make up some little infant shirts for them:
- one with henry rollins circa black flag on it
- one with a portrait johnny cash and five "the source" mics underneath it
- one with...
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i'm tired but i can't sleep.
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toneski:
what the fuck....Tom won?
judas:
you're a sick man.
forget what i said about cheap beer.
cheap beer kills braincells dead. head hurt. aaargggh..
cheap beer kills braincells dead. head hurt. aaargggh..
parks:
i'm lounging in my bed, I don't think I've ever been more comfortable
guh.
warning: i'm about to be one of those "i liked it first" people...
i drank pabst blue ribbon before it was trendy. in fact, i drank it when it was horribly untrendy. and that is exactly why i drank it. yes, i was (am) one of those ironic assholes.
i was wondering about this, about when it became cool. because i remember a time when...
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i drank pabst blue ribbon before it was trendy. in fact, i drank it when it was horribly untrendy. and that is exactly why i drank it. yes, i was (am) one of those ironic assholes.
i was wondering about this, about when it became cool. because i remember a time when...
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pinkokitty:
That might lead to gastrointestinal distress, but hell...you might be able to say "I liked it first" in 2008...
That might lead to gastrointestinal distress, but hell...you might be able to say "I liked it first" in 2008...
i need to rearrange my living space, and get rid of a bunch of shit. simplify. its good for the soul.
pekoe:
You need a garage sail. Simplicity+Bling 
See ya soon, freak-nut.
See ya soon, freak-nut.
there's this rad show on pbs right now about hank williams.
djo know he got ideas for songs from reading comic books? not superhero books, but the old romance comics.
i can't remember where it started. i think the seeds were planted by 89.3 and richard buckner and buel kazee.
then that party at razorfists i pretty much chose to move on in.
then judas...
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djo know he got ideas for songs from reading comic books? not superhero books, but the old romance comics.
i can't remember where it started. i think the seeds were planted by 89.3 and richard buckner and buel kazee.
then that party at razorfists i pretty much chose to move on in.
then judas...
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wren:
I did make the zombies! I'm planning on making lots more. ^___^
toneski:
im done!
i cant beleive it.
I was very happpy listening to diamond again, i miss that shit. And now I am jonesing for Show and AG's Soul Clap, do you have that? I need that shit.
So many of those albums were needed to be returned to me for listening pleasure.
thank you sir.
how about mine? any catch your interest?
i will be very late to Taiko's saturday... but i will call you or her before heading over.
i cant beleive it.
I was very happpy listening to diamond again, i miss that shit. And now I am jonesing for Show and AG's Soul Clap, do you have that? I need that shit.
So many of those albums were needed to be returned to me for listening pleasure.
thank you sir.
how about mine? any catch your interest?
i will be very late to Taiko's saturday... but i will call you or her before heading over.
hahahahaha 
my landlord is better than your landlord.
i saw him in the parking lot, averted eye contact, and then he pulled up in his car moments later...
started telling me about work they're doing to the building. after a bit of talking i told him i had left a message on his machine earlier and that i hadnt paid rent yet. he just said...
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my landlord is better than your landlord.
i saw him in the parking lot, averted eye contact, and then he pulled up in his car moments later...
started telling me about work they're doing to the building. after a bit of talking i told him i had left a message on his machine earlier and that i hadnt paid rent yet. he just said...
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judas:
bull shit.
when i called my landlord and left a message telling him i was sorry i hadn't paid rent yet, and i would wednesday (today), he called back to tell me about some program that will pay one month's rent for you on the government if you have a job and just can't make ends meet.
hm... i should have paid attention and kept that info for you...
anyway, my landlord's fucking rad. let's get our landlords together and we can all hug.
when i called my landlord and left a message telling him i was sorry i hadn't paid rent yet, and i would wednesday (today), he called back to tell me about some program that will pay one month's rent for you on the government if you have a job and just can't make ends meet.
hm... i should have paid attention and kept that info for you...
anyway, my landlord's fucking rad. let's get our landlords together and we can all hug.
pixie_punch:
sweet. i'm come get it sometime later. after 9 tonight or anytime tomorrow.
i've lived very unhealthily for the last 4 days. i don't like it. 
imac, netflix, and hip hop music
Lonely, lonely streets that I call home
Yea, my imac, netflix, hip hop music
It's the only things that keep me hangin' on
imac, netflix, and hip hop music
Lonely, lonely streets that I call home
Yea, my imac, netflix, hip hop music
It's the only things that keep me hangin' on
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pixie_punch:
how did you record that? i need to record some stuff for my audio project and it doesn't half to be very high quality. help?
pixie_punch:
i don't think my comp has a mic?
can i borrow one or is it something that 's built in to the comp?
can i borrow one or is it something that 's built in to the comp?