I realized that a good percentage of the time I have sex dreams, you call me right after
this past Saturday for example, I was ending a dream during an early evening nap. It was at the part where peoples' heads were being blugened. So if you recall me sounding confused and slightly out of it, now you know why.
This all leads me to suspect that you are controlling my dreams via magical TVs &/or magical telephones
i get ten percent of sales. so that means that since i'm the main answerer of phones (which is a pain in the ass when you're trying to design shit) whenever a steady customer calls up with a new order for something, i get ten percent of that "sale."
i don't have an ounce of salesmanship or business sense in... Read More
everybody acting like it's a commercial.
acting like life is a big commercial.
well this is what i've got to say to you all:
be true to yourself and you will never fall.
its an orange shirt. i just washed it, and dryed it, and when i took it out to hang it up i found dark stains under the arms on the inside, and a few smaller lateral stains down the front on the stomach area...
i think something else in the wash bonded with my deoderant???
can't believe i'm done with the night shift. its actually kinda bitter sweet.
i loved the diversity of the people i worked with. contrast. and i have an affinity for blue collar type jobs. and my new job is still that. so that's cool.
they did my yearly review on the first of july, so we went over that for shits and giggles. i got... Read More