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i'm gonna have a nintendo party tonight
tonight!
i'm gonna have a nintendo party alright.
alright!
don't want to do anything else, that would be lame!
i'm dedicated, to my favorite games!

never buy a cell phone after you've been drinking.

today coming home from work i saw some people holding signs on a busy intersection. the ones i saw were:

"Honk against terrorism"
"Remember 9-11"
and then another one with something about Saddam.

here's a few other good ideas for signs i thought of:

"Honk if you think i'm a jackass"
"Honk if i'm not accomplishing anything"
"Honk if you're illiterate"
"Honk if you like...
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the allergies are coming. everybody run for your lives!

i wanna be where kid n' play took a time machine and landed somewhere between the ramones and husker du.

where is my mind?

as i walked out of the shower into my room and looked at my big pile of blankets and pillows i thought: i'd sell my soul to be able to hop back into bed right now.

seriously. god damn.

i've felt off for the past week or two, and i think i might have found the problem: i'm not in control.

the gas station is out of jolt cherry bomb
but more will be arriving on monday

ain't nobody dope as me, i'm just so fresh so clean.

public service announcement for Friends of Contrast: i can't access email from work, and my cell phone doesnt get a signal in my work. but i might be able to text or walk outside to call you back...
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