coltoncasanova

i hear a bad case of boredom can lead to creativity, laziness, spontanious combustion, anger, sadness, increased sex drive, cronic masturbation, sleep, hunger, blurred vison, addiction and even death.

fuck im bored. and i already jacked off 6 times......well im off to bed or death.

so this random girl is telling all my friend that i came on too strong with the flirting and it was getting kinda creepy. so here is what i did. i posted "hi" on her facebook wall. does that really mean i came on strong with the creepyness?!! wtf.

sometimes people confuse me.

a beer a day keeps my doctor insane.
so turns out im going to have to take some blood tests and get a ultrasound on my chest because i "might" have cancer......hmmm thats some epic news to recieve. thank you doc.

i just worked 8 hours on easter with no extra pay......so i played poker with my coworkers and made enough money for overtime. ha life is good.

finally told my slutty ex-girlfriend to eff off.
i feel a little sad like i wanna say sorry but then again.....it makes me smile to know she knows i think shes a whore.

i wrote a song about it. she doesnt know its about her and she likes to sing along hahaha

sometimes i just wake up pissed off.
but everytime i do i try to remind myself its better than being pissed on.

yes old ladies i have gauges.....no im not a gang member......
some people are just too old to be in public.

i love this band seriously

just had a deep dream....

i was walking through my childhood neighborhood to find this small cabin with a relaxed fox chilling in it, and a bird flying around in a panic. oh and the small cabin was on fire.
the fox and the bird resembles me. part of my wants to get away and other knows something the bird doesnt know.
i wanna run...
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