OK......so heres my version of what i get outta the whole jesus story.
"as told to me by my drunk uncle when i was 5"
There was a prude virgin who was going to marry some dude with a beard named "jose" apparently. so yeah they get married and she still wouldn't put out. So "jose" called up god and said "hey can you help me out man. I just married to this chick and she still wont put out" so god said, "ok man i'll see what i can do"
so one night god knocked on this virgin's door. she opened it and god fucked the shit outta her with his ginormous god dick, and got her preggo.........i guess they left that part out of the bible?
"as told to me by my drunk uncle when i was 5"
There was a prude virgin who was going to marry some dude with a beard named "jose" apparently. so yeah they get married and she still wouldn't put out. So "jose" called up god and said "hey can you help me out man. I just married to this chick and she still wont put out" so god said, "ok man i'll see what i can do"
so one night god knocked on this virgin's door. she opened it and god fucked the shit outta her with his ginormous god dick, and got her preggo.........i guess they left that part out of the bible?
comixbookgurl:
Wow