I spent some time this afternoon reading the boards regarding strap-on and their distatste for this site. While I found it a combination of irritating and amusing it actually brought up a serious concern I've been mulling about lately. Namely, how safe am I when I post information about myself online? I was recently contacted by some weirdo who pulled my full name off of...
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I have learned a valuable lesson. Never do this:
1. Accept an invitation for a date that:
a. takes place at the home of two other people you are dating.
b. which is also a place where you are likely to bump into your ex-husband.
2. Follow up said uncomfortable date with a trip to the site of date's uncle's murder.
In sum; always make...
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1. Accept an invitation for a date that:
a. takes place at the home of two other people you are dating.
b. which is also a place where you are likely to bump into your ex-husband.
2. Follow up said uncomfortable date with a trip to the site of date's uncle's murder.
In sum; always make...
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dcsuperfan:
errr.... yeah... DC is great, but such a small town...
more advice? avoid taking a date to a bar where you'll bump into two of your exes, simultaneously.
more advice? avoid taking a date to a bar where you'll bump into two of your exes, simultaneously.
boxterjulep:
thanks for the tip. i hope i never have to learn that lesson myself.
cock rock answer: totally bon jovi from the album new jersey.
cock rock answer: totally bon jovi from the album new jersey.
Went to a bar again tonight. I'm starting to notice a theme here. I think my town's social scene takes place entirely in bars. There are so many bars in Baltimore that it's not possible to obtain a new liquor license. If you want to open a new bar you have to wait for someone to go out of business and buy their license to...
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oso:
i'm pretty sure St. Paul is the same way in regards to liquor permits. you either buy someone out, or wait for a place to go outta business.
that and the temperatures make for alot of drunks.
lord knows i see more than my share.
how's Mrs. Robinson doing?
that and the temperatures make for alot of drunks.
lord knows i see more than my share.
how's Mrs. Robinson doing?
tinfoilhalo:
I have visual proof that Pittsburgh bars will NOT throw you out for being merely publicly intoxicated and/or vomiting all over the place . 
The whole horrific tale is in my latest journal entry ( Not for the squeamish) . Maybe you should move???? 
P.S. The new pic is very cute .
The whole horrific tale is in my latest journal entry ( Not for the squeamish) . Maybe you should move????
P.S. The new pic is very cute .
Ok, I did it. Now, how do you like my hair?
Last night I drank gin. It was good. I talked about lots of stuff with lots of people and I even remember some of it. No vomiting occured. Like I said, it was good.
Last night I drank gin. It was good. I talked about lots of stuff with lots of people and I even remember some of it. No vomiting occured. Like I said, it was good.
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manmademadness:
How?
I like it like a painting; it tells me something yet makes me wonder even more.
You look like a movie star
I like it like a painting; it tells me something yet makes me wonder even more.
You look like a movie star
mohollyweird:
I AM clelbrating tonight! Read the rest of My comments, I've replied!
xoxoxox
xoxoxox
Right now I'm getting ready to go out and drink gin, but by popular demand I promise to add a pic of my new hair ASAP. It seems that hair is extremely important to SG members...
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_v_:
the hair is so damn important. if you only knew. geeze. how was the gin? how was the day?
oso:
"squishy"
i like that.
i'd try and get you to eat baba ganoush.
if you like middle eastern food, you ARE my perfect woman!!
not that that means anything......
i like that.
i'd try and get you to eat baba ganoush.
if you like middle eastern food, you ARE my perfect woman!!
not that that means anything......
I got a hair cut last night. While I was there some guy wandered in off the street and asked us to call him an ambulance because he was having chest pains and was short of breath. We called and he kept talking in a really incoherent way about random people he knows, politicians, and asked us what year it is. I started to think...
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kickstand:
hey sweets... damn you got some comments! show us the goods.
tinfoilhalo:
WHOA!!!!! EXTREME CLOSE UP PIC!!!!!!
Heh,heh...I can see your retina***BLUSH***
So let me get this straight...YOU get thrown out of bars merely for vomiting in a trash can , while some crazy , ashtray launching, jackass is free to plague humanity at will?????? What sort of city do you live in , lady???? This is madness . MADNESS , I SAY!!!
Heh,heh...I can see your retina***BLUSH***
So let me get this straight...YOU get thrown out of bars merely for vomiting in a trash can , while some crazy , ashtray launching, jackass is free to plague humanity at will?????? What sort of city do you live in , lady???? This is madness . MADNESS , I SAY!!!
I promise I'm not a man-hater, but this story made me giggle. Holy manipulation, Batman!
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to let go, because otherwise they would all fall. They were not able to name that person, until the...
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Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to let go, because otherwise they would all fall. They were not able to name that person, until the...
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_v_:
why hello there freckles. nice story.
man hater!
how's it going?
man hater!
how's it going?
_v_:
oh, don't worry, i'll be lazy for everyone.
what two jobs?
what two jobs?
I'm a customer service rep for a company that deals with lots of old people. Some sweet little lady just forgot I wasn't a relative and said "I love you" before we hung up.
awwwwwwwwwwwwww!
awwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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_v_:
SMiley good. Lovey face is fun too.
Old people scare me.
Old people scare me.
tinfoilhalo:
Awwwwww....sweet old people rule!!!! As long as they're not behind the wheel of a car .
You're absolutely right . Kids In The Hall was one of the funniest shows EVER!!!! They're safe . I have our under-cover operatives smuggling all of the cool people out of Canada as we speak .
You're absolutely right . Kids In The Hall was one of the funniest shows EVER!!!! They're safe . I have our under-cover operatives smuggling all of the cool people out of Canada as we speak .
My mom's first radiation treatment is Monday. Luckily, I have the holiday off. To Virginia with me!
(Do I look a little worried to you?)
Maybe I should move back home...
(Do I still look worried?)
(Do I look a little worried to you?)
Maybe I should move back home...
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vaj:
hey, thanks for the concerns over my cat - don't worry, she's in fine health, and i'm always on the other end of the string supervising
hope your mom and you are both feeling ok
x
hope your mom and you are both feeling ok
x
clara:
Thanks everyone!
[Edited on Jan 16, 2003]
[Edited on Jan 16, 2003]
Bad news; the mechanic wants $1,000 for various repairs to Mrs. Robinson. 
I will have to take her in for a second opinion.
<sigh> Mrs. R, I love you so!
I will have to take her in for a second opinion.
<sigh> Mrs. R, I love you so!
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_michael:
nice car...
im impressed with how you manage your time.
im impressed with how you manage your time.
kickstand:
your fantasy is pretty funny.
let me know when you get there!
let me know when you get there!
wow, i wonder if that line works on other girls...
triple yi-zikes!!!