christhedork

I'm a punk, not a rapper
I be a mid-afternoon napper
Still an IP adress mapper, phone-line tapper
a geek, but not a freak, with a brand new toy each week
I could be a bad mother fucker if I want to be
but I'm just me - just a G
A G-E-E-K, doing things my way
Here what I say dog
Now watch it...
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Two nights ago, I almost got into a fight (probably resulting in my ass being kicked) with a mini-van full of south side gangsters in red, known as Del Sur. What a bunch of pansies. I have a grand delusion of me beating all five or six of them, and comming out with little more than perhaps a bloody nose, but... who am I kidding......
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Yarrr... I'm a pirate, who tends to sink

I've managed to talk my boss into joining me at the burlesque show, a bit east of Sacramento, on the twentieth. I'm not sure whether he knows what he's getting himself into, or not. Eh, fun times either way!

Yarrr... I'm a pirate, who can't swim.