Sunday Mar 18, 2007

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I made it through the entire Tae-Bo Basic workout without stopping today. I may have done that a few times in the past right before falling off the wagon again, but it still feels like a mountaintop. Before too much longer I may be able to move on to the Advanced workout. I'm going to give it a few weeks, though. For those who...
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Saturday Mar 17, 2007

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For what it's worth, I'm back.

I'm making music and burning fat.

I've grown my hair rock-star long.

That's it for now. I just wanted to clear that sad, pathetic rant from a year ago off my main page.

Saturday May 13, 2006

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I've been in a weird mood lately and I don't know what to make of it.

See, I'm not much of a people person. To know me is to pick up on that fact in short order. It no doubt started back in grade school when I was the favorite target of peer scorn and ridicule.

Somehow I never rose above that...
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lanolin:

awww. don't go.


yeah. you sound like me. anti-social.

its hard to maintain relationships with people. but you have to try. among all the people who are an absolute waste of time, you will find a few genuine people who really care about you. in the end, its all worth it.


i hope you feel better soon. smile

Saturday Apr 08, 2006

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Here's the deal.

I am not offended by things like sex and nudity. (Obviously I wouldn't be a member here if I were.)

I also am not offended by the occasional four-letter word, although it does get a little vulgar when barnyard expletives and f-bombs are used excessively.

And I believe in the awesome power of that greatest of all inventions, the off...
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Saturday Apr 01, 2006

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Here are a few words and phrases I think need to be used as the names of mixed drinks (if they haven't been already) just because it amuses me to imagine someone asking for one at the bar.

Blow To The Head
Ass Kicking
Sharp Stick In The Eye
Beheading
Frontal Lobotomy (as opposed to a bottle in front o' me)
Blowjob (Hand Job...
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bailey:

wait? why? what i do?

Friday Mar 31, 2006

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So our state lottery tickets went on sale for the first time today. Big whoop. It's actually the "education" lottery, meaning that a percentage of the proceeds from the tickets will go to the state school system. Again, big whoop. What I want to know is why can't they do that sort of thing with stuff I'm actually interested in buying?

Like...
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lanolin:

ahahahaha. thats amazing.

but you shouldn't be so quick to be disgruntled, maybe its part of their job to ask. or maybe everyone and their mom has been buying lottery tickets, and they were just making polite conversation with you. eep. i don't know.

ahahah. who am i telling to calm down?? yesterday a credit card co. contacted me about the card that i had recently recieved. the guy that was talking to me kept trying to offer me some $.89 per $100 protection plan. i told him i was not interested in activating such a plan, and that i usually just paid it all at once anyway, so i had no use for such a thing. (he said it would help if i ever got in an accident, and couldn't make my payments). anyway, so i tell him i'm not interested, and the creep keeps asking me why not. i start to get loud and tell him i'm really just not interested. and he starts gettting loud with me!! i was in such shock.. why does it matter why i don't want a protection plan?? its none of their business. deal with it. ahahaha. i hate credit card companies. i think i'll call and cancel it. wink smile

lanolin:

ahahahaha. pervs. that was funny smile


i hate it when people try to push stuff on me. its different to politely offer. but when i refuse, i don't want that shit. the end. i don't get why some people think that they can persuade you into buying stuff. people are crazy. smile

Thursday Mar 30, 2006

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Now I know why I never seem to get around to cleaning off the kitchen table. Because when I do, my cat always wants to help.

And by help, I mean get in the way.
lanolin:

ahahahaha.

tables. eh. who needs them anyway?? thats what your lap is for. to hold the plate while you eat in front of the tv!!

i might be "on the go" when i'm away from home. but you better believe i'm one of the laziest people in the world when i'm at home. to lazy to get up to get something to drink, or go pee!!! ahahaha. eeek smile

nixon:

Where the Hell is Kernersville?

Wednesday Mar 22, 2006

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Happy birthday and many more to a lady I love dearly: Reese Withersoon.

*******

I got nothing else to write about. Know why?

Because I never do anything worth writing about.

Know why?

Because I'm the World's Most Boring Human.

...

I got nothing.
lanolin:

ahaha. thank you!!

lanolin:

ahahaahah. i do work!!! full time!!! and go to school full time!!!


so the summer will be a piece of cake, and a much appreciated rest!!! eeek smile

Friday Mar 17, 2006

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I love it when I wake up in the morning with the alarm blaring, and I look at the clock and discover that I've got about twenty minutes to get out of bed, piss, get dressed, get my breakfast and lunch together, feed the cat, get in the car, drive to the next town, and punch in.

mad

I just love that.
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lanolin:

eh. some stuff does. i don't know though.

i had something up there, but had to take it down. i think i was really mad when i wrote nothing. i'll have to update it sometime!!!

lanolin:

oh. those are just some of my friends!!! smile

Wednesday Mar 15, 2006

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Ha ha.

You know what? I just read on the IMDb about Steven Soderberg's Bubble, and about how the movie industry is reconsidering shortening the window between theater and DVD releases because the film bombed.

What none of them seen to realize is that the reason the movie bombed is because it SUCKED ASS. Release windows had dick to do with it.