Time for a rant. And I don't give a flying fuck if I offend anyone 
So at work today I was called into my director's office. Seems as though a personal complaint against me was placed not too long ago. Not via words but via writing. First off, once I read the name at the top It all hit me. I remember her face, her...
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So at work today I was called into my director's office. Seems as though a personal complaint against me was placed not too long ago. Not via words but via writing. First off, once I read the name at the top It all hit me. I remember her face, her...
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Happy International Orgasm Day!
hasselhoff:
Is that all you think about?
geckogirl:
i haven't had one yet today. now how are we gonna remedy that? 
So last night totally fucking ROCKED. First time I have ever been to eleven50. KHRYPT1C, hasselhoff and Calina danced our asses off to Gus Gus. KHRYPTIC and I won 4 free tickets to this event saving us $80 which I'm sure my bank account is thanking me. Right now I'm very sore from dancing so much and am just gonna veg the...
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calina:
dude, I am still laying down. i need to brush my teeth
hasselhoff:
You should rest up so that you can unleash your impressive dance moves this next weekend.
I'm sick. Yay.
Mud Volleyball is coming up next week! I can't fucking WAIT.
Mud Volleyball is coming up next week! I can't fucking WAIT.
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calina:
lol...... cankles. that's hot 
drumming facking rocks!
drumming facking rocks!
calina:
thanks! I had a freakin blast
and, there will be many more times to come for sure....
and, there will be many more times to come for sure....
You fuckers missed out on some mad racing skillz. I had so much fun I nearly p00ped em. The only thing I disliked was the fact that during the second round of racing we had like 32523454 people on the track so anytime you tried to pass you were bound to hit someone. And I did. Many times. Until the point that the big bald...
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luis:
I went through the long distance thing for the last year in the Army with a girl I dated through high school. That totally sucked.
thebodyfarm:
duh, I am not that dense, of course they don't turn blue, but my human sexuality course last semester said it was a super mild discomfort that can be take care by, well taking care of yourself. supposedly men super blown it out of proportion. The article said that most men never even experience it.
I sleep in till 2pm yesterday and yet by 1am Im tired as fuck. I don't understand it. Bah. Fucking job.
I know I got cranky at some point. But I was just so fucking tired....
I need a hug.
I know I got cranky at some point. But I was just so fucking tired....
I need a hug.
geckogirl:
you were just pouty because your game went downhill. its okay, you big sore loser 
I h8 my car as of now. I'm getting a new one once my new job starts. Now the fun part, going all out or getting one that will "get me by." Decisions, decisions......
God I can't fucking spell.
God I can't fucking spell.
genghisx:
What is this about a new job?
I did the "just get by" thing with the two cars I have now. When my wife finally gets a job and we're settled into our house, I'll have my eyes set on one of the Mercedes SLK series.
I did the "just get by" thing with the two cars I have now. When my wife finally gets a job and we're settled into our house, I'll have my eyes set on one of the Mercedes SLK series.
hypermediocrity:
new job?
no more shooting me up with radioactive particles? i sort of need to evolve another arm you know.
no more shooting me up with radioactive particles? i sort of need to evolve another arm you know.
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luis:
I see alot of black guys pimping pink now.
That shirt looks like you just washed it with your reds, though, haha.
That shirt looks like you just washed it with your reds, though, haha.
stuzzy:
my life is like a roller coaster
So I had to leave for Sarasota @ 4pm Friday afternoon after my Mom called and told me to meet them down their to help my grandfather move from his house to his new retirement home. Talk about awesome timing I hope this is the last of this wave of shit. ::sigh::
Oh and I got a nice fucking sunburn too. With HUGE fucking blisters....
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I hope this is the last of this wave of shit. ::sigh::
Oh and I got a nice fucking sunburn too. With HUGE fucking blisters....
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alaspooryorick:
d00d. we missed ya.
libertylux:
oh lord you missed a lot. but glad you are back
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boychucker:
I think Clay Pigeons is better, VV is a demi-god.
oryon:
liar
there are only two "Man" in the world
Stan Lee
and Bruce Campbell
there are only two "Man" in the world
Stan Lee
and Bruce Campbell
Sex, traffic, exit 24, Cafe Coco ana a nail all contributed to my awesome/shitty weekend!
HIGH FUCKING FIVE!!!
HIGH FUCKING FIVE!!!
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hypermediocrity:
sounds like a weekend of champions!
thebodyfarm:
oh no, I wasn't even at the party, I just thought you were cute, and wanted to know who you were, that's all, you're not in trouble!
So this weekend Im traveling back to ma hometown to catch back with some old friends. So I let one of my best friends know what dates Id be down so that when he was in town we could get "tha gang" together and chill just like good ole times. So the fucker just IM'ed me and was like "What date you getting here?" I...
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thebodyfarm:
Nice ( . y . ) 's + Smart Women + Tattoo's = OMFG
sounds like I'm a triple threat!
sounds like I'm a triple threat!
stuzzy:
what can you do?
because I've got all kinds of pervy ideas in my head
But very basic and true point. But to an extent, I know EXACTLY what you mean.
:hugs:
Oh, that sucks. I'm sorry. People really can suck sometimes...and NOT in a good way...