champagneofdudes

i'm totally bored. i took the day off of work cause of this god damned cold that i have and now i'm bored out of my skull. i guess thats my fault.

someone bring me some nyquil so i can sleep. thanks.

what a boring night. i probably should've gone out but the trains are stupid so i didn't feel like dealing with the hassle.

we should plan a trip to atlantic city. i want to go hang out at casinos and be drunk.

if anyone know Julie or Heather, i'd really like to know why their phone numbers are in my phone. so yeah, tell me...
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well, i do have to say that the open event was pretty damn fun. i got drunk, did a lot of stupid shit and a won a badass nemo. god i wish i knew where that thing was right now. it's probably still underneath the bench at 2A.

did you say $30 for a Nemo? I'LL TAKE ONE!!!!

god. it seems like everytime my friends from oklahoma visit, i get all drunk and hurt myself. this time is what i believe to be a bruised heel. jesus fuck it hurts to walk. these are the times i really miss having a car.

someone buy me some 7-UP plus. i just saw a commercial and it looks totally awesome.

Is it odd that I really really want to take a trip to Huntsville, TX for a look at the prison museum and a guided tour of the prisons there? Oh yeah, and prison rodeos too.

Yeah, I didn't think so either.

if anyone can find me THIS you would absolutely be my best friend forever. i can't find it on ebay or amazon or anything. i'm dying here. i need it. bad.

well, speaking of hot girls, Roller Girl came into the store tonight. spec-fucking-tacular. i didn't notice at first, but i saw what was most likely a very attractive female reading a magazine by the registers. i said "excuse me, but your vagina seems to be empty, mind if i fill it for you?" she looks up and says "the skates stay on, and don't fucking...
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according to my friend oscar the girl i was talking to last night was "super fucking hot." good for me! i guess that means i HAVE to call her now. we shall see how this works out.

FORMULA FOR MY LIFE:

3/4 Fecal Matter
1/4 Alcohol

shake violently for 30 seconds and serve chilled or warmed depending upon the season. let cool for 5 minutes. completely reject and hate for best results.

nate

Dear Australian girl I helped at work today,

I hope your family enjoys your gifts of Dig on dvd and possibly a sweet T. Rex Electric Warrior t-shirt. Did I mention that you're the first Australian I've met in person that I didn't think was an asshole and nor did i think you accent was annoying? No, I didn't. Cause I'm not one that seizes...
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i've been thinking a great deal about leaving new york lately. i go through this about every six months i think. i don't know why, i think i just get extremely antsy. this is my current thought on how i would exit this great city.

teaching english in a foreign country. most likely asia somewhere (japan hopefully) cause thats where they need them the most...
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