Sometimes I'll read my journals after I post them, to check spelling, grammar, and what not... and after I'm done I'll think to myself, "Damn. I am one badass journal writer person."
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
Have you ever believed in the tooth fairy?...
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If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
Have you ever believed in the tooth fairy?...
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If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the inpression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.
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userlame:
That was a very enjoyable read. Thank you. 
And I have even updated my journal. Does that now make me your bitch?
And I have even updated my journal. Does that now make me your bitch?
anna:
i had a wonderful time, are you kidding?! you are too much fun and your friends are so sweet, i even got to give my phone number to someone and i dont think ive ever done that before so i was excited.
i cannot believe we havent hung out in so long. its a crime, really.
we are going to do it again really soon, right??
i cannot believe we havent hung out in so long. its a crime, really.
we are going to do it again really soon, right??
Figured it's a good time to update. Not a whole lot to update about though. I finished Jitterbug Perfume. It was good. But, in my opinion, not his best. Although I did learn alot from that book. One day I will figure out a way to make love to Robbins' writing. And the babies will be beautiful.
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're...
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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're...
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rigel:
i grew up in columbus!! i just went back for a couple days recently, it was quite intense... as you can see from the photos...
anna:
i just scoured my house for change so ill have enough gas to make it to work this week. so basically, i cant leave my house.
BUT i get paid friday and i will be rolling in cash (sort of).
what do you want to do? can i take pictures of you? not naked ones, of course. but i just got my darkroom back and i want to take tons of photos to experiment with but im sick of taking photos of myself. LET ME TAKE PICTURES OF YOU!!!
if not, you know, id still be cool with sitting outside smoking cigarettes and talking for hours
BUT i get paid friday and i will be rolling in cash (sort of).
what do you want to do? can i take pictures of you? not naked ones, of course. but i just got my darkroom back and i want to take tons of photos to experiment with but im sick of taking photos of myself. LET ME TAKE PICTURES OF YOU!!!
if not, you know, id still be cool with sitting outside smoking cigarettes and talking for hours
I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the...
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acet:
!!!!!
I just found this and my eyes bulged out of my head
It was nice to see/hear you. I can't wait for the whole thing now.
I just found this and my eyes bulged out of my head
It was nice to see/hear you. I can't wait for the whole thing now.
anna:
youre an a-hole
ps: i miss you
ps: i miss you
House sitting right now. It's nice and quite over here. There are no neighbors BLARING rap music (I live in a duplex...), no one across the street working on their demolition derby cars at all hours of the day/night (revving constantly just to make sure it alright, in five minute increments), no drunkards walking home from the bar singing very loudly. Yes. It's nice over...
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cheech:
I like the concept of trusting folks enough to pick them up as hitchhikers. Can't say I'll do it... but I generally don't know how to converse with strangers in any setting, anyway, so they'd likely just be uncomfortable.
mqx:
Yeah, the Brand thing is horrible. I've done some marketing/branding research/study. The last few years companies are getting around the NCAA rules on paying student athletes by establishing "relationships" with them as early as 5th grade.
Basically they scout jr. High basketball games, find what they think will be good prospects, then can either give them gifts (one kid got a cameo in a Nike commercial) or cash. While they can't (theoretically) touch them in college, when the kid gets out, he's can already be loyal to whoever courted him in elementary school.
And I'm embarrassed to admit how much more work I got done when the TV season went into reruns.
Stay cool, bebe!
Basically they scout jr. High basketball games, find what they think will be good prospects, then can either give them gifts (one kid got a cameo in a Nike commercial) or cash. While they can't (theoretically) touch them in college, when the kid gets out, he's can already be loyal to whoever courted him in elementary school.
And I'm embarrassed to admit how much more work I got done when the TV season went into reruns.
Stay cool, bebe!
So yeah. Work stuff first.
We must work at least 8 weekend hours a week to get our $8.00 of pay. Saturday I go in to work and our supervisor, who used to be a pastor and tells the LAMEST jokes possible, tells us that they ran out of the usual records for us to call on but luckily they found something last minute. A...
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We must work at least 8 weekend hours a week to get our $8.00 of pay. Saturday I go in to work and our supervisor, who used to be a pastor and tells the LAMEST jokes possible, tells us that they ran out of the usual records for us to call on but luckily they found something last minute. A...
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onesandzeros:
It's a really pretty name, no doubt. I have a friend named Danae so that's where I got it, and she's pretty awesome.
intendedq:
Please tell me the above is a joke and they don't have sweatshop call centers phoning random people up to harass them for anti-abortion campaigns. Jeeezus...you'd think God could sort out the propaganda himself.
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acet:
P.S. Seriously, thanks for the pics. Don't wait so long before posting some more 
And to follow tradition, now that I've commented you can dutifully update
And to follow tradition, now that I've commented you can dutifully update
m____:
Athena Victoria.
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Good Grief! I want to have a girl this very moment just to bestow this glorious name to her!
Thank you for the inspiration.
-M.
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Good Grief! I want to have a girl this very moment just to bestow this glorious name to her!
Thank you for the inspiration.
-M.
When I was a youngster, I wanted to be a magician when I grew up. I bought little magic trick whenever I could, practiced them for hours, then showed my famiy. A few years later I realized it was a stupid dream. You can't make a living off of magic tricks. There's only been a couple of people who are known for their magic. Houdini....
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kelland:
Okily dokily, I figured you wouldn't be steaming over it or anything, I just thought it was a weird thing to encounter. And no prob for looking out for ya or anything... tis purely my nature I s'pose. Goodnight!
malloreigh:
It's a little-known fact that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Unfortunately... Chuck Norris has never cried.
Today at work we had a inbound call spike of Inspirational Network callers. They call because they were watching a ministry program on television and they want to "sow a seed" meaning donate money to the ministries. I believe I explained this before. Anyway. I received a prank call on that inbound program and it was amazing.
Me: "Thank you for calling the Inspiration Network...
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Me: "Thank you for calling the Inspiration Network...
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elscorcho:
I think what's really on everybodies mind is, what color panties were you wearing? Ha!
lexie:
Oh. Oh. I see how you haven't noticed that im 4 hours from NYC and like, 13 from Ohio. Psshh! I miss you. I'm talking to Jenny about visiting at the end of the summer. I need to smoosh you against my boobies soon.
I picked the best words that were given to me for my mad libs to make up this story.
Mad Libs (Aliens Are Our Friends):
If you ran into an alien mullet who comes from some other snazzy planet which revolves around a distant boobie in another galaxy, do not be corrosive. If it says, "Take me to your hooker," you must act...
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Mad Libs (Aliens Are Our Friends):
If you ran into an alien mullet who comes from some other snazzy planet which revolves around a distant boobie in another galaxy, do not be corrosive. If it says, "Take me to your hooker," you must act...
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loe:
i looked at the pictures and i LOVE them. You look so so so good. For reals.
So now I got myself a new job. I am now a telemarketer. It's..... interesting. I take inbound and outbound calls. My favorite inbound is for "The Inspiration Network". It's a religous program on television and they tell you to call a number to "sow a seed" in the ministries. I take those donation calls. The other day I got a guy call in. I...
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hellomrworld:
Type of Vehicle(plurals) .. Trabis (Trabants -- East German Car)
doctashock:
you are rare 
cassiopeia:
things
druggist:
wow, who did your rib tattoo
wait, no - having me come along was your best idea ever.
i dont think i told you guys thanks for giving me a ride last nite! that was rude, and i am sorry. so was all the making out in the backseat. ewww....
im coming to bucyrus friday nite, hang out with meeeeeee?
Your birthday however is not close to anyone that I know. I did notice that you are 22, and that freaks me out. Why, may you ask? I find palindromes freakishly unsettling. Seriously. If I have 11 comments, I will often comment my own journal to not have to stare at it. This paragraph alone is already freaking me out a bit.
Also, I keep feeling guilty every time you comment, because that means I should've updated each time. I'm a horrible person.