Far too drunk to update.. So i leave you with some CHUCK!
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds...
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds...
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kinkerbelle:
eww
eww
kirby:
eeeeew why did you make me look at it TWICE!!! youre terrible. now get on a plane to cali! 
youre terrible. now get on a plane to cali! I have a crush on a girl who catches my train. What am I sixteen?
I think I need to find a different way home at night.
This has been a strange week for me, and will be the first time I wont be getting drunk this weekend for quite a while. I dont like this feeling one bit...
However I remain in high hopes...
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I think I need to find a different way home at night.
This has been a strange week for me, and will be the first time I wont be getting drunk this weekend for quite a while. I dont like this feeling one bit...
However I remain in high hopes...
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raven6241:
The usual kind of angry gang and shite. Bunch of testosterone fuelled young men.
Next morning I saw a story in the paper about fights going on in Cronulla and shit like that. It's all happening!
Next morning I saw a story in the paper about fights going on in Cronulla and shit like that. It's all happening!
steven:
Is the girl on the train checking you out too? If so, ask away lad!!
I went to the Scottie on Wednesday night, bad Idea on a school night indeed. But $8 jugs can never, EVER be turned down. Had one of the best nights I have had in quite some time with two friends I never seem to make time for anymore. Crawled into bed at 4am forgetting completely that I had work the next day only to be...
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shifter:
Beer.. jugs... oh yeah. You picniccing with us RD?
missellie:
It's good to see you're doing the right thing by the brewery workers. Not enough people think about their hopes and dreams.
And yes, as Shifter's already asked, are you picnicing with us come the weekend?
And yes, as Shifter's already asked, are you picnicing with us come the weekend?
I have a problem, and i need some sugestions.
It seems as though my best friend likes me more than i want her to, we have been through it before and she said that she understands but i dont think she does. I just want friendship but she wants more.
She is my BEST friend and i dont want to ruin that.
Any help??
"If...
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It seems as though my best friend likes me more than i want her to, we have been through it before and she said that she understands but i dont think she does. I just want friendship but she wants more.
She is my BEST friend and i dont want to ruin that.
Any help??
"If...
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kirby:
i agree with that guy ^
but i hope your friendship doesnt go up in smoke..
did i tell you today that i think youre cute? cause i do.
but i hope your friendship doesnt go up in smoke..
did i tell you today that i think youre cute? cause i do.
weirdunclebob:
Looks like the decision's been made for ya on this one. She's in Canada, you're in Aus. Not much chance of drunken mistakes! Que sera, sera and all that. See ya at the pickanicka
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kirby:
oooo... booty!
ampersand:
yeah! I loves me merch! although I am far too broke to be purchasing any right now, which is crappy.
thank you for letting me live vicariously through your purchases
thank you for letting me live vicariously through your purchases
I FINALLY saw Devils Rejects the other night.. And I will clearly state that Sherri Moon Zombie is..... Well..... 
In other news I will be going for a promotion in the next week or so, they just announced that they would be advertising a position internally so I will have a crack.. Not too sure how I will go, but if I get it I...
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In other news I will be going for a promotion in the next week or so, they just announced that they would be advertising a position internally so I will have a crack.. Not too sure how I will go, but if I get it I...
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weirdunclebob:
Cheers matey. Sadly, I feel like shit. Caught a cold the day before I flew back into Perth for my week of R&R. Damn. Ah well.
Must sleep.
Later dude.
Must sleep.
Later dude.
kinkerbelle:
I was just being silly is all. 
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ampersand:
Hey, at least you had a picture 
And yes, damn this heat. Damn it to a firey grave!
And yes, damn this heat. Damn it to a firey grave!
missshell:
oh my tits aren/t the only things that are red...my face copped it just as bad..go burn your face again so we can look like carnis together <3
I just spent the first weekend in years completely sober... And did it suck? Nope, I had been fooled! And I wasn't duped by anyone in particular, rather my penchant for copious amounts of hard liquor...
Saturday I saw two terrible mind numbing films, the first was Four Brothers and the second was Into the Blue, I paid to see the first said shit-buster and...
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Saturday I saw two terrible mind numbing films, the first was Four Brothers and the second was Into the Blue, I paid to see the first said shit-buster and...
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kinkerbelle:
I agree with Kirby ^. 
kirby:
my set went live today 
The weeklong bender has drawn to an end so I thought it would be safe to update.... What a ride!
I scored quite the bounty for my b'day.. A watch, some Bettie Page playing cards straight from the Sex Museum in New York, a Napoleon Dynamite poster, lots and lots of liquid brain killer, some literature, a swanky dinner, and wait for it.... A little...
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I scored quite the bounty for my b'day.. A watch, some Bettie Page playing cards straight from the Sex Museum in New York, a Napoleon Dynamite poster, lots and lots of liquid brain killer, some literature, a swanky dinner, and wait for it.... A little...
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visual:
I'm glad you tagged me too It makes me all warm and fuzzy inside to make lists for other people to read!
And "brief insite"!!?!! All that shit took Damn near all of my life to compile!! J/K about the attitude It could take forever to really get to know some one for who they really are. I'm just glad that you read it all and actually injoyed it
It makes me all warm and fuzzy inside to make lists for other people to read!
And "brief insite"!!?!! All that shit took Damn near all of my life to compile!! J/K about the attitude
It could take forever to really get to know some one for who they really are. I'm just glad that you read it all and actually injoyed it
shifter:
How's the telethon action going RD?
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missellie:
I like the babydoll too, I think she's my favourite part of the necklace. Glad to hear you had a good birthday, m'dear. Hope you're not too badly hungover.
kirby:
come entertain me, im bored.
Well I have been tagged by clockworkcrow, morgannahh & Kirby so I thought it was about time that I bored you all with some pointless dribble:
1. I am one of the worst procrastinators I know, every birthday I look back at the past year and realise I have been wasting my life. My birthday is on Friday and im already afraid.
2. I...
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1. I am one of the worst procrastinators I know, every birthday I look back at the past year and realise I have been wasting my life. My birthday is on Friday and im already afraid.
2. I...
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goldie_:
Happy Birthday!
Man I'll probably have to join the procrastinators club as well
Man I'll probably have to join the procrastinators club as well
steven:
Happy birthday old man!
A man I once new had his funeral today....
I didnt know him all that well.
I worked as a retail whore a few years ago and he was a regular drifter in the city, he would come in and I would give him the newspaper and we would exchange few words.
As the months went by our chats grew longer and I would shout...
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I didnt know him all that well.
I worked as a retail whore a few years ago and he was a regular drifter in the city, he would come in and I would give him the newspaper and we would exchange few words.
As the months went by our chats grew longer and I would shout...
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raven6241:
It's interesting how some things we just don't even pay much attention to ourselves affect others greatly. Kudo's for making a difference.
vodka_socks:
I did the funeral thing on Thursday too... I managed to brave it out last night.... and yes we had some fun
Hope your wine and somkes did you well
Hope your wine and somkes did you well