calculon3000

So, my band played possibly its last show for a while on Thursday and in typical fashion, half the bar cleared out within a song, the remaining onlookers fucking loved it and a gorgeous girl with a big-nose cuteness going on made some vague remark about goose-biting my ass (I guess I shoulda made a move, eh?). Also involved was a display of fire breathing...
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nexttuesday:

you're really sweet

you should be on my friends list

wanna?

Mar 27, 2006

helly:

Mar 27, 2006

Jesus, it's been a long effing time and basically I feel like I've been in hell for a month. At the end of my trip to New York in February, I met up with a girl I had known as a kid for some wild pointless sexual romp. Needless to say, it really opened my eyes to how cold things can be outside the comfort...
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thursday:

japanese masseuse huh?

you always manage to crack me up.

Mar 21, 2006

binkymcqueen:

He remembered that of all the creatures that people the earth, Fire was the only one who knew his son to be a phantom. This memory, which at first calmed him, ended by tormenting him. He feared lest his son should meditate on this abnormal privilege and by some means find out he was a mere simulacrum. Not to be a man, to be a projection of another man's dreams--what an incomparable humiliation, what madness! Any father is interested in the sons he has procreated (or permitted) out of the mere confusion of happiness; it was natural that the wizard should fear for the future of that son whom he had thought out entrail by entrail, feature by feature, in a thousand and one secret nights.

Mar 22, 2006

Shit, man. I really coulda gone for those birthday greetings when I was wandering the streets of NYC with almost no money and a non-existent ride with a dead cell phone. Oh, and it was flipping cold. But, thanks so much. Warmed mah heart, it did...

In other news, cleric (my band) played an unbelievable show with Behold...the Arctopus,Consider the Source and So...
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junecleavage:

Rawk on Supah - Stah!

Eff it - I still have to resize these suckas - anyway the witz kitchen dancing is gratifying on its own accord.

[Edited on Mar 04, 2006 2:44PM]

Mar 4, 2006

daniofthedead:

way to IM me and sign off, looks like you have been having fun. good job.

Mar 7, 2006

2-D Design Work

calculon3000:

Most of these are cut paper, some with sharpie.

Jan 12, 2006

I'm in the middle of moving to the city, so my computer use is gonna be pretty limited for a little while. Before long, I'll have some new pictures and stuff up, but for now, friends and foes, you should all check out my band and give us a raving review, so everyone will think we're cool. We've got a demo recording now and we're...
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thursday:

i'll happily be your guinea pig, er... i mean test audience.

Jan 24, 2006

connielingus:

Why thank you. Have no fear, it has evolved over the two years since I've moved into this place. Yours will, too. Don't burn anything, ya damn pyro!!

Smooch

Jan 25, 2006

I finally put some pictures up. They're all part of my final project for a digital photo class i took this year, but some of them are pretty nice. Check em!

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shesinparties:

what would be a more proper word

Jan 6, 2006

shesinparties:

no fair!

Jan 6, 2006

Digital Photos

calculon3000:

Intro to DigiPhoto

Dec 31, 2005

Oh, man.
So an old friend of mine from high school shipped out the other day and had a huge party with an open bar at a country club in town.
Needless to say, I got dolled up in my dad's wedding suit, minus the pants which were too long, and proceeded to get massively hammered on scotch-n-sodas. I actually had to call someone the...
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lara6666:

I will don't worry.

Dec 31, 2005

keekapunk:

Aww we could totally have a packing party! I hope moving goes well for you. Im excited to move, new lease on life or some shizz.

Dec 31, 2005

Well, Christmas is over and it feels kind of like it didn't actually happen. I went out to a couple bars with some old friends of mine from high school and it made me feel like the loneliest piece of shit in the world. I'm starting to wonder if ending my relationship was a wise move because my skills at attracting "women" are consistently proving...
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jena:

Oh fuck that, man. Already twice this year I've been chatted up kindly by men a Tattooed Moms, thinking "Oooh I'm being flirted with!" and then they tell me about how nice I am and how they wish they could talk to that hot girl at the end of the bar.