Macha just went off to get fixed - praise be! She had recently decided I was the tomcat of her dreams, and was spraying my bed to show me her ardor. Having no in-house laundry only made it better.
Sekmet just might be the best kitten in the universe. She was supposed to be the 'quiet' one - except perhaps like myself, 'quiet' in this... Read More
Ugh. I have two new cats, and considering how much work they are... I think I'd rather be dead than have them be human beings.
Macha (org. Mitsy) is the mother, 1/4 siamese with huge ears and lynx-y tabby markings... and as of yesterday, she has re-entered heat. This means she walks around for at least 1/2 of the day on her belly making low... Read More
"you know, today, i was only asked one question.
And that one question all day, you know what that was?
'do you want this super-sized?'
you know, come to think of it, I'd like the whole fucking world super-sized.
super-sized guns! super-sized planes... super-sized satellites... think about how many more channels you could get with super-sized satellites.
super-sized sales! how do you super-size a sale?... Read More
re: spin of the earth. no, it wasn't meant to be sung, but i do also write songs, and there is a definate heavy rhythm to the poem, so i think that question is quite perceptive of you.
Its that time of year again; you've finished your exams, and yet all those things you were going to do when you could finally live something besides school and work still aren't looking that exciting.
So, you become nocturnal, and live a burrowing-animal like lifestyle that starts at dusk and ends at dawn.
Just spend 1/2 an hour trying to get a decent picture with my camera phone.
Think you're attactive? Maybe getting a little high on yourself? Look no further! I have an experience that is *guar-an-teed* to make you look and feel like shit!
Contrary to what you think you see in the mirror, your hair is *always* wrong; your smile is an abomination of nature... Read More