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bambi:
Wipe trents ass with my tongue ?

captainfoti:
Geaarrr! How goes it. Yes the infamous Captian Foti is not doing to bad, but I really can't wait to get back! The desert is just no place for a pirate! And I think everyone here hates me now, because of my civilian lifesyle. I've been told by several people that I don't belong in the Marines, and I should just go home, because I have a few piercings, and colored hair. They said I'm too eccentric. Say I have an idea... after you dye your hair red, Lyndsey Lohan could be your stunt double! Aye, now that would be cool! Rock On