carnalascetic

Two kids got arrested in the store today for shoplifting. The security guard caught them and had them sit in the grocery office until the cops arrived. At one point one of the kids wanted to talk to a manager so I oblidged. He pulled a bottle of Brut and a jar of Tres Flores out of his pocket. He proceded to tell me that...
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Two whole days off in a row. I don't know what to do with myself.

My friend Chris came over last night to partake of BBQ. My roommates and him were drinking so I decided to get some O'douls. What a fucking waste that was. Drinking n/a beer was as ridiculous as I always thought it was. As expensive as that shit is, I should...
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Updates:
My Mom had quadruple bypass surgery on Monday. She's doing fine. She'll hopefully be out this weekend. My Aunt is planning on coming up on Monday to help out. That means I might actually be able to sleep in my own bed at some point. Whhoooo Hooooo!!! Stress and tension subsiding...whew...

Somehow, some way I'm going to take a 2nd job. F4L will look...
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Moms is still in the hospital. She's out of ICU (after the angiogram) and in a normal room. She's slated for a triple- or quadruple-bypass on Monday.

The good thing is I've been too busy lately to think and dwell on the negative. I think if I had a bunch of time to just sit around and brood I'd drive myself bat-shit insane.

Moms had an angiogram today. She's slated for bypass surgery in a couple of days. That's all I know.

Clarification: I just realized that what I've been calling a scissor lift (just following what my boss and everyone else was calling it) is actually a "stand up lift truck". A scissor lift is something else entirely. Oooops.

Statement: I'm house sitting for my Mom. She's in the hospital on some monitor for observation. Nothing dire yet. The cardiologist is just trying to figure out...
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I swear to god that people are attracted to the beeping of a scissorlift in reverse like a fucking moth is to a porch light.

If you hear some thing that's beeping and sounds like it might be fairly large coming from around the corner would you immediately charge blindly around said corner? A lot of people do. Completely fucking oblivious to what's going on...
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Sorry I haven't replied to anyone lately. I've barely been on. I swear I'll be more vigilant with my commenting duties from now on.

Three weeks sober today. Of the people I've personally told that I quit drinking every one of their reactions has been unique. One of my friends is now offering up bong hits, pills and whatever else because for him "Well, you...
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Holy Shit!!! I just got an e-mail from my Mom telling me that she's been feeling terrible since Friday, and also nonchalantly adds "I'm supposed to get an EKG to see if
I may have had a heart attack" towards the end. An e-mail? So I immediately called to find out what the hell is going on. I guess my Mom went to her physician...
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My body is broken. I spent the hottest hours of the day helping move all the crap out of the garage so we could organize it. Massive amounts of water later, I still haven't recovered.

Ate at Papi's (bomb ass Paso Mexican place- known for it's tacos, sope's n' gorditas) today with my landlord, his girlfriend and Sean after we got done with the garage....
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So, I get to work and the day PIC starts telling me that I need to take more authority with the UC's. Blah blah, "they're going to walk all over you" blah blah. Then later I go in the office where the PIC is sitting on his obese ass telling a story to one of the UC's. I tell the UC to change the trash...
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