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::krinkle krinkle::

::chew chew::

Botan Rice Candy, anyone?

::krinkle krinkle::
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lilyk:
i know! i have two minutes!

i was saying the comparison of bert to tinky winky. but thank you for saying you think i resemble a giant purple babbling orby pear thing. the gay part i can get over...
lilyk:
thanks- because the color is the difference... i don't think i coudl pull those socks off wiht that body for some reaosn
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I got an email from Ma yesterday. Apparently she and my sis had a conversation where I was a main topic. This led her to state in the email her concern for me that I haven't met someone yet. After the word "someone," she put in parenthesis (preferably female, but if not, I still love you).

There is 2 courses of action that I can...
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latchbeam:
You are 100% correct... it is neverending.

I think Clarett will go in the late 5th or 6th round still. He blew that combine, but he has one other small combine before that. I wish that no one would pick him and he would have to go play arena or European football.
lilyk:
i am not sure why you are single... you can tell your mother i said that too wink
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Buaku's Toe Nail Clipping Safety Tip #1:

When clipping a toe nail, never clip less than half, then try to rip the rest off. You will usually end up taking a little bit more than desired, which leads to great discomfort.

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kay:
Well, not the whole bird, because there is nothing like a beak up your butt at 3am...

he he.

I have the Taj Ma Weasel. My own little palace of pleasure. wink he he.

~cheers
latchbeam:
Ouch! Great Safety Tip! I've done that before. I since have invested in toenail scissors... I highly recommend them!

3 or 4 cans of coke in a day!?! Holy crap, that person is going to have more than trouble with sleep! I drink coffee in the morning... rarely drink any caffiene after around noon. I actually still have tons of energy. It really hasn't affected me too much... just the one night I didn't sleep at all. I had about 5 hours on Friday and Saturday. It seems to be getting better.

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Buaku: Your official stand-in for everyone who gets sick or has a life.

I have already filled in twice for people who couldn't make their shifts. It's screwed up my own personal schedule (eat, shit, clean, play game, read book, chase cat, etc...) but I should make some money of OT. When I'm filthy rich, I will buy those who made me work their shifts...
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latchbeam:
Yes, that is true!!
kay:
Waking up next to Cloud? wink

I have decided that we need to take our top 15 contenders, people we would like to maim but are not allowed to, put them in a hat, and select one to put the pressure on to crack. I'm hopeful people help me out on this one. wink

~cheers
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Yesterday, I almost made a Vegan eat meat.

That is all.
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kay:
Nicely done my dear, as always! smile

~cheers
latchbeam:
Good work with the vegan... Never trust a person that doesn't eat meat... or drink.

Yes, Marvin the Martian sent me that picture from the mars rover.
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Ugh. Valentine's Day. I hate this day except for one reason...

It's Ma and Pa's anniversary, and their 35th to boot. 35 years without one killing the other. One of them is bound to snap soon.

Anyway, back to my hatred of this day. It's the same old story you've heard of, I'm sure. Her blah blah blah. Him blah blah blah. Love blah blah...
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latchbeam:
IOWA STATE!!! They are on a roll!
latchbeam:
Yep, Iowa State is kicking some ass! I knew you would like that. Is it the magic bag with Jerry Garcia in it... from Half Baked?
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Where am I? What is this place? Who are you people??

Funny, how you work for a bureaucratic system that takes hours of paperwork, days or weeks to go through the system and months to maybe years before a small change goes into effect.

But the minute those in power decide to make a change, it goes straight into effect without warning or discussion. You...
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latchbeam:
Yes, I have been spewing radioactive material out of my nose and mouth puke This is the first time I have been sick in 5 years.

You disappeared for a long time... I thought ruggerlilly may have killed you. Everyone was worried.

Iowa State beat the crap out of Texas Tech in basketball the other day. They looked good.

Good luck with the paperwork and changes... I know that is a pain in the ass in my line of work as well!!
lilyk:
i think hand grenades are a must for every activity in life, don't you think?
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All Quiet on the Western Front. Not much to report.

I received 2 packages in 3 days from the UPS dude. One was my Iowa State Independence Bowl Champions T-shirt, the other was a Xmas package sent from my sister back east. She gave me a Charleston, SC shirt and a Richmond Riverdogs Hockey Cap.

I will proudly show off my Iowa State shirt. The...
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lilyk:
pain and doubt suck. i also did notbet on the teams i chose, which sucks because i live in vegas and just was too hungover to make it to the casino... eeek
latchbeam:
That is hilarious! You should really consider writing that book...
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I feel like a zombie...walking around in a stupor...not been sleeping well...but able to function...

I'm glad this weekend is over. The weather here has kept me busy. It has gone from freezing rain and snow to alot of rain and flooding. I survived the first part and I'm glad I don't have to work for the flooding. Wasn't able to watch the Steelers/Jets, but...
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lilyk:
women players... just because you release the ball and are crawling out of the pile, it doesn't mean you won't get stabbed. and most of the marks i actually have are from playing with the men's side. tongue
latchbeam:
There were definitely some good looking girls down there. It was not very warm, but it did not rain too much. I'm almost finished with my commentary on Florida... driving and hurricanes were a part of it.

Sorry about the kid from your school.

The Steelers/Jets game was very poorly played. If you caught the highlights, you saw the whole f-ing game. Steelers D look tough.

Phone call: Yes, how many inches of freezing rain will we get tonight? Will it stick to the trees?

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Up, Down, Left, Right, A, B, B, A, Start. I think that's how it goes. I can't remember if that was for Contra or Ikari Warriors from old school Nintendo. Why I can still recall this and not if I had paid my rent at the beginning of the month is beyond me. I guess rent is not as important as continuing the game.

Have...
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latchbeam:
YOU DA (Weather) MAN! I think that was for Contra? Yeah, its great that I remember my locker combinations from Jr High through Senior year of high school, yet I forget my keys or something like that on my kitchen table when I'm going somewhere. mad