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Hello my dear fans (all three of you), I'm back!

You fared well in my absence, and your reward has come due.
My journeys led me afar, and I return, with great news.
Deus vult, the coming years will long be remembered,
as being much more, than the paper we've tendered.

We reclaim the Holy Land, and gain remission for all.
At least that's...
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xsntt:
Yay!! I am one of a growing number of friends!!!

This is a great first attempt, and I can't believe it is really a first attempt. I like the musical/crusades themes. I want to know who it is who is saying this though, and in what time period. Who, what, where, why, how?

Great work though.
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Mongolians, on horses, with ak's


True story.
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So I'm at the river right now, at 10:00pm watching ducks. Apparently, ducks have a strict bedtime. Ducks go to sleep at ten, and they sleep while floating in the river. I thought that they usually slept on the shore but I guess I was wrong. As my accomplice lays drunken in the grass next to me, I'm watching these ducks and thinking about swimming....
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xsntt:
Save your life by pretending to be dead...Good idea!! Did I really say that?!
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Hello, Nobody, :-)


I feel like I'm starting a new chapter in my life. In this spirit I decided to assume a new musical persona, which means I got a brand new soundcloud and posted my "first" track. Rock out with your clock out! whatever


My SC
xsntt:
I prefer "Nemo" to "Nobody," but I'm disappointed that I have to enable Javascript just to appreciate your music...There must be a better way, oh guru of the internets.shocked
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Earlier today, as I was tending my flock of feral cats, I realized something about myself and some of the relationships I've had. Girls always seem to be in a hurry to settle down, and there's nothing wrong with that, but like any cat, I long for the chase.

I live for that moment when I'm stalking you through the grass, studying your every move....
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Last night I had a conversation with a good friend about the meaning of life. I told him the story about how my father had warned me as a child to "be careful of the questions you ask yourself. Life is like a catalog of lessons, and the way you place an order is to ask yourself a question. If you wonder about something enough,...
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xsntt:
Choose life!!!

I have to say that your writing is as good or better than your conversation! -And that is saying something!! I better drive more readers your way with a testimonial and more comments. Clearly people on here aren't yet aware of what they are missing!!
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No one knows what to put in their first blog entry, so I'll just play a game where I try to sum up my life in as few words as possible. Here goes:

As a child, I was a sheltered, awkward intellectual. As I became older, school failed to challenge me and I started misbehaving. Mischievous misconduct ensued, and continued for quite a time. After...
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xsntt:
Fuck YES to adding mischief to your stable daily routine!! Thomas Jefferson would be proud!