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i jus invented somethin pretty special and i want you to experience the sensual joy i jus recovered from. . . break up two handfulls of those easter pastel - candy coated - malt balls. (break 'em up with your teeth - you'll just jack up your knives - and #yeah# its gross / / but totally worth it) put 'em in a bowl - add milk - use preferred food delivery tool to...
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bloodfart:
so i got this toenail - right - on my big toe - - - i just freakin shake when i think about what imma do to that thing when i find the clippers.
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its kinda funny how all the best movies end with "homemade sex tape". . .
farrago:
haha awww frown
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It's been a weird couple of weeks. . . Things around the house are winding up in strange places. We heard a bang in the basement and when we went down there the washing machine was on the other side of the room. . . Our daughter was already down there and we thought she just got there to see what the bang was too and just got...
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cutejazzgirl:
My friend Robb had an absinthe birthday party. Of course it was no fun because it wasn't made with moor wood but the green fairy was one of my ideas for halloween. But the Alice costume is perfect, not slutty, and I already had the perfect accessory, my white rabbit. The sad thing is, it is a child's costume. The R and I could match. But thanks for the props anyway.
bloodfart:
the kids gonna be Dorothy and I'm gonna be the Scarecrow. . . Halloween's up in the air right now 'cause my wife's having a baby on the 30th (scheduled c-section) so if everything goes good we'll be on the candy prowl.
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Did an overnight ghost hunt at a haunted mansion. What a fuckin crock of shit. If the shit I pulled didn't piss off a ghost there just ain't no such thing. I was there with a "BELIEVER" who thought everything was a paranormal experience. What a fuckin meat head. . . She listened to every one of the stories at the initial walk through and...
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The story you are about to read is true. Before you reach the end you may decide I'm a bad father, a bad husband, a bad pet owner or just over all a bad human being. All of which could also be true, but lets not let those details distract us from the story itself.

The cat box:
We have three cats. Each has...
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cutejazzgirl:
You know they have medical masks at like Walgreens.

I scoppy Tank's poppy every two days but I only have one cat and time on my hands.

miao!!
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What's with all the cutters latley? Yall is some fucked up people.
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cutejazzgirl:
Still can't find a job. It is kind of crushing my self esteem to go on dead end interviews that I am over-qualified for. And I need one ASAP, or I might have to live in Iowa... And I feel like STL is my home. I like it here. (Not so much west county, but in general.) I have a fabulous new boy adventure that is my glimmer of hope. He's five years older but it doesn't seem to matter, we are both nerds and acting like we are five at any given time. He is super flexible like me. I am taking him to skyzone. And we are build-a-bowie-ing tomorrow and he is meeting my mommy. So cute I want to throw up on my own shoes. love
cutejazzgirl:
I am working with an employment agency though. They really believe in me, like I am a good egg stuck in a bad situation. They help me find the interviews, and I got a few temp jobs that were actually pretty cool. It's nice to have more people in my corner. biggrin
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It makes me sad when 38 year old men refer to their collection of 20 something, low self-esteem Hooters girls as "Buddies".
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cutejazzgirl:
Zoey has an different sleeve. It's kind of cute, in a little girl's shirt print pattern way. Like that rainbow hearts shirt I wear. Iunno, I don't think I would tattoo my shoulders or down my arms... Not dusrespectin' the apple. I mean I have my blue bird too. Looking back on your blog, I have stars on my feet, well around the ankle bone hiding scars from years of figure skating boots (those f***ers have metal down the side) so I guess you have to hate me now. Look one blog back one my page, I have my 2008 sucks ink picked out. Tell me what you think.
k2photostudio:
Thanks for the nice comment on Illryia's newest set Popcorn Sunday.
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All of the hottest SG's live in Canada. . . I gotta go north.
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cutejazzgirl:
SZ isn't open on Mondays or Tuesdays. Check the website. I would hope that is when they are replacing broken springs or power washing off the sweat.
bloodfart:
DAMN. . . Plan B. Punkin Patch.