So yeah. Aside from that whole "Man Period" thing (see last journal) finally being done. I think I may have chosen a bride. You heard me. I don't think she knows yet. But I'm sure she'll be thrilled to find out. Here's how I forsee it......
"Hi, I just thought I should let you know that you're gonna be my wife soon."
"Super. Thanks for...
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Okay. So for 2 days I was havin like..... some kind of "Man Period" or some shit. All I could think about was fighting, fucking and eating red meat. It was pretty bad. Anything that was human and female made me wanna shag like nasty. Anything with a penis made me want to kick it's ass. And anything that mooed was in for a one...
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tijuana:
Sounds like pregnancy to me... minus the whole red meat deal!!
Fuuuuck abstienence... it's not that good for us!
Fuuuuck abstienence... it's not that good for us!
godiva666:
does your man period get in sync with other men you're around often? that's what happens to women- our periods sync up when we're around each other a lot.
Okay. So Oh woe is me aside. Flyleaf. Yeah. Flyleaf. They kick ass. Thought I'd share.
So. The (former) Black Duck. Above it may become my new home. Yeah. That'd be kinda keen. And if another pub or similar establishment opens up there. That would kick 4 and 1 half asses.
I really do dig my hat.
When my shit arrives in the mail. Happy...
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So. The (former) Black Duck. Above it may become my new home. Yeah. That'd be kinda keen. And if another pub or similar establishment opens up there. That would kick 4 and 1 half asses.
I really do dig my hat.
When my shit arrives in the mail. Happy...
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beledi:
Weird. I heard a thing on the radio talking about Coca Cola and how it was banned in India because there were levels of pesticides in it that were about 100 times the acceptable level. The US said that India should be 'more considerate to foreign trade'...
heyliz:
Honestly, I suck at cornrows. I can reccomend you to someone who work in my salon, but I doubt she do it from home. Whats so wrong with going to a salon anyway? if you got any hairstylist to do them at hme it would cost the sdame price anyway. 
Yeah well....... WWE almost gave half a shit about my photos.... which made me want to die/ dance. And 8 out of 8 Canadian magazines told me they weren't interested. AND I got in an almost fight with a clients boyfriend (which means no more FUCKING DAMN BOYFRIENDS EVER!!!!!) And I lost a wedding that I would have paid $1800 and my full use in...
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tensix:
Nah, I'm being all responsible and shit. At least this week. Also, please punch me if I use the word "responsibility" in conjunction with a blog ever again.
That being said, yeah, what they said. Take care of your health first, dude. No point worrying about fixing other things, shitty though they may be, when you're broken too. It'll just make everything else worse. This, I know well.
That being said, yeah, what they said. Take care of your health first, dude. No point worrying about fixing other things, shitty though they may be, when you're broken too. It'll just make everything else worse. This, I know well.
godiva666:
what is bixby's girls?
i'm sorry you're having a bad time. i'm in the same boat... i just am tired of bitching online cause i've realized no one wants to hear me anymore. hit me up on MSN sometime, alright? i understand what it's like to feel like the world is against you.
i'm sorry you're having a bad time. i'm in the same boat... i just am tired of bitching online cause i've realized no one wants to hear me anymore. hit me up on MSN sometime, alright? i understand what it's like to feel like the world is against you.
As I was saying.
All I want for my birthday.
1) 3 more (4 would be keen) tungsten lights cuz that's what daddy likes.
2) Pentax K100D two lens kit from Don's Photo.
3) A set of boobies that happen to be attached to a rockin lass who understands me even at least a tiny wee little bit.
4) Enough opportunities to finish my portfolio....
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All I want for my birthday.
1) 3 more (4 would be keen) tungsten lights cuz that's what daddy likes.
2) Pentax K100D two lens kit from Don's Photo.
3) A set of boobies that happen to be attached to a rockin lass who understands me even at least a tiny wee little bit.
4) Enough opportunities to finish my portfolio....
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beledi:
I don't think I can help you with any of those...not so useful, am I?
You know what I want for my birthday? No. Let me tell you................
rpg:
well, you already got the coolest hat in the world.... 
... and in other news.
I just (as in this very second) finished watching X Men 3 The Last Stand. And to completely disagree with my esteemed collegue and bestest of bestest buddies Sparknugget I think it was the single greatest movie I've seen in quite some time.
Now there are things to be unhappy about. Sure sure. I think that Wolverine should be played...
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I just (as in this very second) finished watching X Men 3 The Last Stand. And to completely disagree with my esteemed collegue and bestest of bestest buddies Sparknugget I think it was the single greatest movie I've seen in quite some time.
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paisley:
Ha! Bulleted responses to bulleted responses to a bulleted entry! MUAHAHAH*cough* I'm fine, honestly.
* Calico Jack is a pirate.
* I ended up using poster putty and it's working beautifully
* 1964 Bob Dylan >> skeletal Bob Dylan of the present. By then he'd lived enough life to lose some of that baby quality in the face, but hadn't taken enough drugs to really wear on him.
* Cod pieces with tassels on stage during a college lecture pretty much take the cake for funny.
* Edy's Dibs are these bite-sized hunks of ice cream coated in chocolate.
*I'm pretty sure he's just generally pretty, which is unrelated to his unavailability. But at the end of term I won't be his student anymore, making him available, so we'll see if the attraction persists and who's right here.
*Weird Al is ridonculous.
* Calico Jack is a pirate.
* I ended up using poster putty and it's working beautifully
* 1964 Bob Dylan >> skeletal Bob Dylan of the present. By then he'd lived enough life to lose some of that baby quality in the face, but hadn't taken enough drugs to really wear on him.
* Cod pieces with tassels on stage during a college lecture pretty much take the cake for funny.
* Edy's Dibs are these bite-sized hunks of ice cream coated in chocolate.
*I'm pretty sure he's just generally pretty, which is unrelated to his unavailability. But at the end of term I won't be his student anymore, making him available, so we'll see if the attraction persists and who's right here.
*Weird Al is ridonculous.
paisley:
That is an excellent way of putting it. A lived-in look usually means the person's not boring.
No birthday talk people. Just leave it be please.
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beledi:
Let's talk about kittens then. Or fast cars. Or chocolate.
rpg:
or driving in fast cars to get a kitten and some dark chocolate? 
Sir SparkNugget is back. Go. Add him. Love him. Greet him. He'll be here for a year now. So DO IT OR I'LL HUNT YOU ALL DOWN AND MURDERIZE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU!!!!!!!! Or.... just.... not give you hugs. It could go either way.
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whitewidow:
No worries - just a bit of work/life drama going on. If you really wanna muscle someone though I have a list started
Kisses
Kisses
rpg:
Hey, it's your birthday on Thursday? Celebrations planned?
Here's a new one. And a repost of the old ones.
Asshole. That's right. Asshole.
WATCH THIS NOW IF YOU HAVE ANY POLITICAL HUMOUR AT ALL!!!!!
THE SONG IS ABOUT YOU NOW ASS HOLE!!!!!
This is good too.
Asshole. That's right. Asshole.
WATCH THIS NOW IF YOU HAVE ANY POLITICAL HUMOUR AT ALL!!!!!
THE SONG IS ABOUT YOU NOW ASS HOLE!!!!!
This is good too.
johnnyd_ranged:
god bless the assholes, god bless them straight to muther fucking hell
whitewidow:
Hmmmm - doesn't make me confident to be moving to the States 
They expect gifts from their uncle of kitty treats and cat nip toys every year on their birthdays!