A maddox classic I had to revisit, thought I'd share it with you.
Someone recently sent me an email titled 26 things a perfect guy would do. I thought "hmm, nobody could possibly send me anything so stupid, it can't possibly be as dumb as it sounds." I stand corrected. The email was just as advertised: a wish list of how women supposedly want men...
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Someone recently sent me an email titled 26 things a perfect guy would do. I thought "hmm, nobody could possibly send me anything so stupid, it can't possibly be as dumb as it sounds." I stand corrected. The email was just as advertised: a wish list of how women supposedly want men...
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hypnogogic:
sounds like my ex-wife, scary!!!
hypnogogic:
WARNING SIGNS OF AN ABUSIVE PERSON
13. DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE. Sudden mood changes, like they have 2 personalities. One minute happy, next minute sad. One minute nice, next minute exploding.
13. DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE. Sudden mood changes, like they have 2 personalities. One minute happy, next minute sad. One minute nice, next minute exploding.
I be nuttin' on faces, rollin' up indo, lookin' out the window cause I'm the watcher.
I'm the watcher, got you lookin where you ain't supposed to,
jack off in church, my brain don't work like most do,
and if I woulda' had the promotion you woulda' knew a long time ago, I'm loony, put a gun in coochie, razor blade in a booty, straight...
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I'm the watcher, got you lookin where you ain't supposed to,
jack off in church, my brain don't work like most do,
and if I woulda' had the promotion you woulda' knew a long time ago, I'm loony, put a gun in coochie, razor blade in a booty, straight...
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paolodesade:
Word to yo' mutha....And that's all I gots to say about that! 
n8tvegrl:
What's your schedule like these days? I have to drive to Eugene for my big job interview on Thursday but that's it. A friend of mine from HP wants to go to Autos on Friday afternoon and I'm thinking we need to get some folks over there for some darts and Trivial Pursuit. What do ya think?
And what's up with your current crush? Did they fall on you???
And what's up with your current crush? Did they fall on you???
Mitakuye Oyasin, Where do I start? I had a great weekend, friday I went to see a fine show starring Deke Dickerson. He is kinda western swing/rockabilly type cat. The scenesters were out in droves reminding me I really need to learn how to dance. (flailing while drunk off my ass dosent count) Saturday I stayed in the lab all day and evening thrashing on...
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cybele:
[Edited on Mar 06, 2005 12:04PM]
[Edited on Mar 06, 2005 12:04PM]
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paolodesade:
I like your 454, My Fairlaine just has the 289 that it came with(I'd show you a pic but I don't have one on my computer and it's too dark to go take one right now). I think after I get it looking better I would love to put a Vette engine in it. I just love the way they look.
cybele:
How was the Deke show, dude?
biscayne:
echo
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cybele:
That's one of my favorite Thompson quotes, man. God, what a waste. 
PS: Happy to hear that the two canine "sex machines" are takin' a breather.
PS: Happy to hear that the two canine "sex machines" are takin' a breather.
paolodesade:
Thanks for the work on my pic, That was sweet to wake up to... 
I have just returned from a very strange place. It was as it had been frozen in time from 1999 or whenever the macarena was the big thing. The band made a champion effort to a lame unappreciatiave crowd. So sad that Al Green, and Earth wind and fire covers flew over their heads, but the saddest part was when they pandered to these people...
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minibeanie:
Sorry you had to sit through that....... 
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cybele:
Poor little bastards. Will you be breeding them?
Thanks for the V. Day message, hon. Hope you had a pleasant one, yourself.
(Meant to post this in your previous journal.)
[Edited on Feb 17, 2005 7:47AM]
Thanks for the V. Day message, hon. Hope you had a pleasant one, yourself.
(Meant to post this in your previous journal.)
[Edited on Feb 17, 2005 7:47AM]
paolodesade:
Wow, that sounds so like this one relationship I had back in highschool, Man I miss those days... 
n8tvegrl:
Happy Valentine's Day!
eyesplice:
Hola there, Biscayne! I am generally a rum drinker, and Appleton Special is one of my favorites! I also like Pusser's when I'm in the islands, or feeling extravagant. Day to day beverages are made with standard Bacardi Gold. Cheers!
biscayne:
Shit I killed my picture!
I had a shitty day at work today! 
It is a good job but I work for a madman with a warped sense of reality. I usually try not to make sense of him or his thought process but some day's it is impossible. I throw logic at him but it like moth's bumping into a lightbulb, it just can't get in.
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It is a good job but I work for a madman with a warped sense of reality. I usually try not to make sense of him or his thought process but some day's it is impossible. I throw logic at him but it like moth's bumping into a lightbulb, it just can't get in.
I am feeling...
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cybele:
Ahhh...that is SO sweet. Thanks, hon.
(The Reverend Green is the grooviest!!)
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(The Reverend Green is the grooviest!!)
[Edited on Feb 10, 2005 6:59AM]
n8tvegrl:
Check out the jokes section... there are some good ones in there!
When are we gonna go get drinks with the crew?
When are we gonna go get drinks with the crew?
i must be an asshole.
I hold my girls hand, because i want to
I smell her hair and her arms, etc. because i love the way she smells.
I buy her things for no reason, because i want to.
I hold her every night, because i want to.
She flew 1000 miles just to drive back to Portland with me, because she wanted to.
I do these things because i want to, not because sort dumb ass at hallmark told me to. i dont celebrate valentines day, i dont buy cards or flowers. i look at other girls when im with my girl and say "damn, she's hot"